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Jay Vaughn's avatar

If Cleveland isn't going to take responsibility for workers comp or medical exam they definitely shouldn't. Those police departments have an obligation to their officers not to send them in to harms way without precautions and a plan to help them should something happen.

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Jay Vaughn's avatar

Did he try to establish a factory town named Merika

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theblackdog's avatar

Well one of them grew up in bumfuck Illinois and I suspect that he's one of those self-haters that scrubs himself off in a shower while trying to pray the gay away.

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

Poor Cleveland, my home town. Mistake by the Lake. Pulls the short straw. Can't even get a National Convention right."City of light, city of magic" No national championships since 1948. And now this. Republicans. lots of republicans. Maybe they can move the Olympics there from Brazil.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I had to laugh - every time my brother mentions that he'll be at the RNC convention in mid-July, he seems to get more and more bummed about it... glad to see he's not the only one.

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

I am just glad the Cavaliers made the playoffs and made this all more interesting.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

So you mean another delegate from another state?

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bobbert's avatar

Nice rememberance.

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eliamias's avatar

I'm Canadian so I'm precluded from that.

And no Cruz jokes. He's alien (as in interstellar) so he doesn't count.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

> That same sick and disgusted feeling normally felt after a night of heavy drinking is radiating to convention sponsors and vendors like Coca-cola, Microsoft, and H.P. who are politely saying that they would rather take a flying fuck into Lake Erie than be associated with Trump’s orgiastic coronation as God Emperor.

Holy shit, that sentence is so awesome it's like staring into the sun. I'm serious. That is one of my all-time favorite sentences in English. Thank you!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Gawd, I wish I could upfist that about eleventy-hundred times.

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Dominic Gwinn's avatar

And Thank you!

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Mintie's avatar

There's some shit all the money in the world isn't compensation enough for wading through.

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malsperanza's avatar

Damn, I didn't think anyone would get that one.

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OppressedMass's avatar

Awww, I wish I said that...

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

As a newspaper editor for 30 years, I would like to say that, although I would never have allowed a sentence like that to be printed in a family newspaper, it is a dandy sentence, and bright spot on the Wonkette tableau de snark.

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