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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sarah Palin uses PSUEDOSCIENCE!

But it is ineffective.

Climatologist uses MELTING!

It's super-effective!

Fartknocker's avatar

Your welcome! Now pass me some wine coolers as Mrs. Fartknocker and myself are spending an afternoon, cuddling on the couch, reading the Anchorage PD reports and Tundratway and her clan. Who need pro football when these shit stains bring my family so much entertainment. Best $100 spent e-var!

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

And "the" for that matter.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I must differ. For $100 you could have gotten approximately two bottles of Macallan 12. And the rest of us could've kept trying to forget this long national nightmare.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/fjelstud\/the-21-best-palindromes" target="_blank">Linky, linky...</a>

Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh I don't think that the good Doctor would have anything to worry about, because halfway through it, SP would just get up and leave.

bobbert's avatar

Is that the language Euell Gibbons used?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

That was the aural equivalent of drinking a half bottle of NyQuil. I think it caused me to develop synesthesia.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought that was her daughter's job

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

then sucker punch the door guy on your way out

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Once again, all I can do is shake my head and say, fuck you John McCain

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in <a href="http:\/\/www.crushable.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Clampetts-family.jpeg" target="_blank">this</a>?

chascates's avatar

There's no convincing scientific evidence for anything if you don't believe in science but believe in an invisible sky giant who is only concerned about what naked people do in bed.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, "hysterical" was her choice of words to describe the mindset of insurance companies, the DoD and nearly every expert who actually studies climatology...

Ikimizi's avatar

The poor people Sarah is so concerned about have a tendency to live in areas that are likely to be under water soonest, if climate change was real.