Sarah Palin is a busy former half-term governor these days. She's hit the campaign trail for Republicans no one really likes; she "wrote" a Facespace note telling us how she had a big sad about the Thrilla in Wasilla ; and four days ago, she went foraging for derp berries in the Fever Swamps of Poor Historical Analogies. You guys, look what she found!
Your welcome! Now pass me some wine coolers as Mrs. Fartknocker and myself are spending an afternoon, cuddling on the couch, reading the Anchorage PD reports and Tundratway and her clan. Who need pro football when these shit stains bring my family so much entertainment. Best $100 spent e-var!
I must differ. For $100 you could have gotten approximately two bottles of Macallan 12. And the rest of us could've kept trying to forget this long national nightmare.
There's no convincing scientific evidence for anything if you don't believe in science but believe in an invisible sky giant who is only concerned about what naked people do in bed.
Well, "hysterical" was her choice of words to describe the mindset of insurance companies, the DoD and nearly every expert who actually studies climatology...
Sarah Palin uses PSUEDOSCIENCE!
But it is ineffective.
Climatologist uses MELTING!
It's super-effective!
Your welcome! Now pass me some wine coolers as Mrs. Fartknocker and myself are spending an afternoon, cuddling on the couch, reading the Anchorage PD reports and Tundratway and her clan. Who need pro football when these shit stains bring my family so much entertainment. Best $100 spent e-var!
And "the" for that matter.
I must differ. For $100 you could have gotten approximately two bottles of Macallan 12. And the rest of us could've kept trying to forget this long national nightmare.
<a href="http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/fjelstud\/the-21-best-palindromes" target="_blank">Linky, linky...</a>
Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
Oh I don&#039;t think that the good Doctor would have anything to worry about, because halfway through it, SP would just get up and leave.
Is that the language Euell Gibbons used?
That was the aural equivalent of drinking a half bottle of NyQuil. I think it caused me to develop synesthesia.
I thought that was her daughter&#039;s job
then sucker punch the door guy on your way out
Once again, all I can do is shake my head and say, fuck you John McCain
in <a href="http:\/\/www.crushable.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Clampetts-family.jpeg" target="_blank">this</a>?
There&#039;s no convincing scientific evidence for anything if you don&#039;t believe in science but believe in an invisible sky giant who is only concerned about what naked people do in bed.
Well, &quot;hysterical&quot; was her choice of words to describe the mindset of insurance companies, the DoD and nearly every expert who actually studies climatology...
The poor people Sarah is so concerned about have a tendency to live in areas that are likely to be under water soonest, if climate change was real.
Unlike palindromics