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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sarah, Touch Don Young's arm, please.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That Lon Nol is a palindrome? That's what I remember.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Just that man in the background ISIS-machine- beheading all them turkeys.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Well, she grifts just like a woman, Throws hissy fits just like a woman, She don't know shit just like a woman, But she quits just like a little girl.</i>

Apologies to all women and girls of the female persuasion.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"We have not dusted off our copy in many years, but we are reasonably certain that “Be In It To Win It” is the title of the third chapter of Clausewitz’s <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/On_War" target="_blank"><i>On War.</i></a>"

It's in <a href="http:\/\/www.clausewitz.com\/readings\/OnWar1873\/BK3ch07.html" target="_blank"> Book III, Chapter 7.</a>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Not to <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=-KTsXHXMkJA" target="_blank">forget to pack a wife</a>, also too.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Evidently opinion polls do not count as "listening to us" which actually means "listen to Sarah." We do, Sarah, we do. But seriously, the last thing the prez should do is listen to Americans. What a bunch of fucktards.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Send Bristol. I hear she's got a mean left hook.

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Ikimizi's avatar

"we punch hard"

It's a war, Sarah, not a birthday party. But you shouldn't be in charge of either one.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I thought Tina had stop doing those hi-larious parodies of what's her name. I lol'ed.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>. . .we have to be in it to win it.</i> I say the same thing about the Megamillions lottery.

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PubOption's avatar

Probably a corollary of the argument that the US could have won in Vietnam, had our forces not been hamstrung by the politicians and media.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Did I overlook the paragraph that discussed how all the Palin Spawn were volunteering to go over there and kick ISIS butt? 'Cause that would be pretty awesome!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Be patient, As soon as one gets arrested they'll make a deal to enlist rather than go to jail.

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Lot_49's avatar

Have you got any beheading videos we could watch instead of Alaskunt?

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