Touch of context for those who are new to this series: a Wonkette commenter named Fartknocker ponied up the cash for us to get a subscription to Sarah Palin's Internet Teevee Channel. The aim of this series is to allow the Wonketariat to snicker at Palin's new thingy without ever exposing yrselves to the harmful gamma radiation emitted by the Sarah Palin Channel. You are welcome.
...Also too: other people whose native language is not English and aren't seeking positions of political power. Snowbilly is really baldfaced enough to compare her train wreck of an interview *while running for vice president* with Couric to an interview with an actor about Israel.
After reading about the child named after a tree my immediate thought was the Palins at the Pike Street Market in Seattle with baseball bats trying to hit a flying fish. Then I thought about Sarah being in a defective shark cage with a baseball bat during Shark Week. That was a happy nice time thought.
In fairness, had she been a thespian, perhaps the Demiguv would have been able to act more like she gave a damn about working, rather than flitting off to acquire more wealth and fame at the first opportunity.
Isn't it awe-inspiring? The towering ego, backed up by a complete lack of depth or even the remotest semblance of information, makes for a potent combination. Even Akhilles was good at something.
<i>and a big pat of butter </i> PAULA DEEN LIBUL!!1!
also too, they served some delicious Halibut that Sarah helpfully informed us- was caught by Willow and repeatedly punched in the face by Brisdull until it was dead
Also, TMZ is still functioning. Breitbart? HE DEAD
Fart Salad? or Word Knocker
At least now the Palin house smells of legitimate fish.
Well she DID do pageants. She was Miss FrozenTits or something in her youth.
Too high - she's a -.00
Ah, but Sharks are extremely intelligent. They'd know enough to avoid eating something so toxic. Darn.
...Also too: other people whose native language is not English and aren&#039;t seeking positions of political power. Snowbilly is really baldfaced enough to compare her train wreck of an interview *while running for vice president* with Couric to an interview with an actor about Israel.
YOU&#039;RE IN AMERICA SARAH. SPEAK ENGLISH!
it&#039;s a very oily fish...
After reading about the child named after a tree my immediate thought was the Palins at the Pike Street Market in Seattle with baseball bats trying to hit a flying fish. Then I thought about Sarah being in a defective shark cage with a baseball bat during Shark Week. That was a happy nice time thought.
In fairness, had she been a thespian, perhaps the Demiguv would have been able to act more like she gave a damn about working, rather than flitting off to acquire more wealth and fame at the first opportunity.
I&#039;m just speculating, of course.
Isn&#039;t it awe-inspiring? The towering ego, backed up by a complete lack of depth or even the remotest semblance of information, makes for a potent combination. Even Akhilles was good at something.
I believe it is a combination of languages - Grifter, Gonif and Con.
&quot;Our video closes with the family praying before their meal, which we imagine was both delicious and exhausting.&quot;
Mrs. Paul&#039;s Fish Sticks. Plus tarter sauce.
So, if Obama was Candidate 2.0, Palin was Candidate .5?
<i>and a big pat of butter </i> PAULA DEEN LIBUL!!1!
also too, they served some delicious Halibut that Sarah helpfully informed us- was caught by Willow and repeatedly punched in the face by Brisdull until it was dead