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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Also, TMZ is still functioning. Breitbart? HE DEAD

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Fart Salad? or Word Knocker

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

At least now the Palin house smells of legitimate fish.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Well she DID do pageants. She was Miss FrozenTits or something in her youth.

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KenRob's avatar

Too high - she's a -.00

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KenRob's avatar

Ah, but Sharks are extremely intelligent. They'd know enough to avoid eating something so toxic. Darn.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

...Also too: other people whose native language is not English and aren't seeking positions of political power. Snowbilly is really baldfaced enough to compare her train wreck of an interview *while running for vice president* with Couric to an interview with an actor about Israel.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

YOU'RE IN AMERICA SARAH. SPEAK ENGLISH!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a very oily fish...

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Fartknocker's avatar

After reading about the child named after a tree my immediate thought was the Palins at the Pike Street Market in Seattle with baseball bats trying to hit a flying fish. Then I thought about Sarah being in a defective shark cage with a baseball bat during Shark Week. That was a happy nice time thought.

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Jared James's avatar

In fairness, had she been a thespian, perhaps the Demiguv would have been able to act more like she gave a damn about working, rather than flitting off to acquire more wealth and fame at the first opportunity.

I'm just speculating, of course.

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Jared James's avatar

Isn't it awe-inspiring? The towering ego, backed up by a complete lack of depth or even the remotest semblance of information, makes for a potent combination. Even Akhilles was good at something.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I believe it is a combination of languages - Grifter, Gonif and Con.

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diogenez's avatar

"Our video closes with the family praying before their meal, which we imagine was both delicious and exhausting."

Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. Plus tarter sauce.

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diogenez's avatar

So, if Obama was Candidate 2.0, Palin was Candidate .5?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>and a big pat of butter </i> PAULA DEEN LIBUL!!1!

also too, they served some delicious Halibut that Sarah helpfully informed us- was caught by Willow and repeatedly punched in the face by Brisdull until it was dead

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