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This is a fine catch.

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That's got to be the most hilarious "Bad Lip Reading" clip ever!

Does anybody know what she really said?

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The mini bar will have infinite salted peanuts. And no drinks.

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Which is why I stopped watching after 1985.

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Actually, I feel like it was the perfect use of my C-note, which I worked for. I did this simply to remind everyone that this babbling bitch from Wasilla is a pandering, vile, evil, uneducated person who takes advantage of the less educated Faux news participants. I do this to remind you she has delussions of being a leader in this nation. I do this to emphasize my dislike for this person and to document the lack of any real acumen of this person so in the event she runs for a political office again, we can send her opponent all of the links from this fine website.

I believe what I am doing is a pre-emptive strike to reinforce that this person couldn't pour piss out of her Artic Bunny Boots with instructions on the heel and she has no place serving any of our electorate in this country.

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I hate Zingers! A pale rip-off of the Twinkie. All the total lack of nutritional value, but none of the gravitas.

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Safari on what? Seems fine on safari mobile and for windows...

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Sith liebulz!

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<i> Wayne's World</i> is on hiatus so the basement was available...

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<i>we believe an (sic) America, minimum wage jobs, they’re not lifetime gigs! They’re stepping stones!</i>

Perhaps*. Meanwhile, here in the United States...

* I haven't been to the rest of America for a few years now, but I think it's highly unlikely.

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Holy Jeebus Fucking Shit! Was that woman actually trying to speak <i>English</i>?

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Extremely early onset Alzheimers? It would be irresponsible not to speculate...

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I see a long and glorious* future for the S<strike>tupid</strike>arah P<strike>eople's</strike>alin C<strike>ollective</strike>hannel!

*If we can stretch the definition of <i>long and glorious</i> to encompass <i>short and ignominious</i>.

C'mon Trix, post some new items! I'm full of snark today, and my P-ness doesn't get any boost from commenting (ha!) this late in the thread!

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Nellie Blye, where are you when we need you?

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interesting typo

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High bar, although Ken Ham for all his mendacity seemed at times capable of rational thought.

And then fleeing at top speed.

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