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Lefty Mark's avatar

In contrast, my part of the world is known affectionately/ruefully as "flypaper country." I don't think that she'd be too interested in coming here. Not enough rubes to grift.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Dontcha know what the Alaskan National Wellhead Reserve is <i>for</i>? Jeez, you people!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

She can see Russia . . . but the Russians just pull the blinds, and curse their luck at having such shitty neighbors.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sharing your good fortune? What a quaint concept. That's now called "redistribution of wealth", aka "socialism."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Screechin' to acquire" is more apropros.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I'm angry about a thing.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Duh Gov' - as fake as her tits.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"Flyover country"? Really, for the amount she's extracting out of these rubes, she couldn't have her speechificater come up with a fresh word-salad insult?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Maness gave her a commemorative coin for all the hard work she’s done for the country.</i>

Assuming it was made of tin, she owes us some change.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I read that as "Praying Mantis" coin.

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Lot_49's avatar

All the retired colonels I used to work with never wanted to be addressed that way. For some reason they wanted to be respected for who they were now, now who they used to be.

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PubOption's avatar

Hang on a minute, Sarah. If someone is pro-ANWR, doesn't that mean that they want to keep it as it is, and not drill for oil there?

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Ikimizi's avatar

"He’s pro-ANWR, pro-life, pro-gun"

In Sarah's mind, Pro- ANWR means destroying a wildlife refuge for oil, and being pro-life doesn't conflict with being pro-gun.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Bitter Clingers And Wingers"

I can't be the only one picturing a disgruntled Jamie Farr singing hair band power ballads, can I?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So, what you're saying is, no new terrible Sarah Palin website content this week?

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