It's October, and in just a couple weeks, a depressingly small percentage of Americans will vote for a new Congress. Sarah Palin's out on the campaign trail, makin' darned sure that the whitest and rightest midterm voters pull the lever for the Republican Party's vision of a plutocratic, latter-day know-nothing non-government. Sure, she might be stumping for two candidates who are in serious trouble, but that's why she quit governoring Alaska, so she could serve as the cavalry in pivotal moments like this one.
In contrast, my part of the world is known affectionately/ruefully as "flypaper country." I don't think that she'd be too interested in coming here. Not enough rubes to grift.
Sharing your good fortune? What a quaint concept. That's now called "redistribution of wealth", aka "socialism."
"Flyover country"? Really, for the amount she's extracting out of these rubes, she couldn't have her speechificater come up with a fresh word-salad insult?
All the retired colonels I used to work with never wanted to be addressed that way. For some reason they wanted to be respected for who they were now, now who they used to be.
In contrast, my part of the world is known affectionately/ruefully as "flypaper country." I don't think that she'd be too interested in coming here. Not enough rubes to grift.
Dontcha know what the Alaskan National Wellhead Reserve is <i>for</i>? Jeez, you people!
She can see Russia . . . but the Russians just pull the blinds, and curse their luck at having such shitty neighbors.
I hope she got splinters, when the nickel broke.
Sharing your good fortune? What a quaint concept. That&#039;s now called &quot;redistribution of wealth&quot;, aka &quot;socialism.&quot;
&quot;Screechin&#039; to acquire&quot; is more apropros.
I&#039;m angry about a thing.
Duh Gov&#039; - as fake as her tits.
&quot;Flyover country&quot;? Really, for the amount she&#039;s extracting out of these rubes, she couldn&#039;t have her speechificater come up with a fresh word-salad insult?
<i>Maness gave her a commemorative coin for all the hard work she&rsquo;s done for the country.</i>
Assuming it was made of tin, she owes us some change.
I read that as &quot;Praying Mantis&quot; coin.
All the retired colonels I used to work with never wanted to be addressed that way. For some reason they wanted to be respected for who they were now, now who they used to be.
Hang on a minute, Sarah. If someone is pro-ANWR, doesn&#039;t that mean that they want to keep it as it is, and not drill for oil there?
&quot;He&rsquo;s pro-ANWR, pro-life, pro-gun&quot;
In Sarah&#039;s mind, Pro- ANWR means destroying a wildlife refuge for oil, and being pro-life doesn&#039;t conflict with being pro-gun.
&quot;Bitter Clingers And Wingers&quot;
I can&#039;t be the only one picturing a disgruntled Jamie Farr singing hair band power ballads, can I?
So, what you&#039;re saying is, no new terrible Sarah Palin website content this week?