FDR's speechwriters are spinning in their graves after Sarah Palin's most recent Ask Me Anything. Come along, Wonketeers, we'll explain in the car. First, the numbers: Palin published just under six minutes of video content in the last week, which means she's back to running the laziest grift in American politics. More than half of this week's content centers on one question from "John," who writes in to Ask Sarah Anything. (Incidentally, Palin's Ask Me Anything segments now have a new acoustic intro; it sounds more like
That was AMAZING, she only looked at her chest twice!
I don&#039;t know about The Forgotten Man, but in that photo up there Duh Gov&#039; sure looks like she forgot what the fuck she was thinking about.
<i>&quot; Ask Me Anything&quot;</i>
INTERNETS, Y U NO ASK SEX QUESTIONS???
Saves Wonkette the trouble of applying the Blingee.
I think Ailes makes them mandatory for all females.
Yeah, but not openly. You&#039;re supposed to tell the teabaggers how you&#039;re on <i>their</i> side. Judging from the GOP&#039;s ongoing schizoid crisis, it&#039;s possible that the dumbfucks are finally wising up, but Palin fans are a special case. And I do mean &quot;special&quot;.
Besides, they have their own casino - where they get to make the rules and set the odds . . . and when it all blows up, declare that they&#039;ve been the house all along.
Too bad the &quot;think of&quot; part makes it self-defeating.
Millard Fillmore standing behind Lincoln . . . what does it <i>mean? </i>
Maybe because she didn&#039;t say anything? No wonder she worships St. Ronaldus Maximus - he was the true master of sounding good while saying bupkis, and almost nobody noticed that he was dishing up a word salad.
&quot;Don&#039;t let the banks take your muneez! Send your muneez to me instead.&quot;
Sarah P. Wasilla
<i>made worse by the policies of Mr. Obama and his allies in Congress</i>
We&rsquo;ve once again been ignored by our REPUBLICAN politicians, you brain-dead twunt!
Well, what do you expect from a person who acts like she&#039;s never left high school?
Showing the goods to the people who bought them.
&quot;did you even see the bedazzled nightmare Palin was wearing in that video?&quot;
Surely you jest. No one really watches those things. Even muted, they make the neighborhood dogs howl.