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Jared James's avatar

This is like a livecam version of Facebook for jingoistic stupid people. It's the Maury show without any hair-pulling. It's...what's the word I'm looking for here?

Boring.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit using crystal meth.</i>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him."

TundraGrifter's avatar

JP: I've written it before. A penny for her thoughts would be a gross over-payment.

TundraGrifter's avatar

In 1914 Henry Ford announced his automobile workers would make $5 a day in wages and bonuses.

Other bosses weren't paying half that.

Within a few years the price of a Model T went down from around $800 to about $350. HIs workers could afford to buy them - along with all the associated items, of course (starting with gasoline and oil, then tires, accessories, etc., etc.).

That's how it's done.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I would like to think her dad's bumper sticker says, "Sorry America. My bad."

PubOption's avatar

Is that where she reads newspapers?

Don't disappoint me.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'll go with "space shuttle" but I was thinking "any random utility pole in Mumbai" ...

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

If I remember my physics class correctly, Truth encountering the Sarah Palin Channel would result in annihilation. Sounds too risky to attempt ....

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Wow - Sarah's coherence really did peak with "Mama Grizzlies", didn't it? Who would have thought that would be the apex of her life and career? What it really means is she fired the people who helped her make it, because they weren't stupid enough.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I'm with ya. Nooner is a gin-addled loon, but at least she understands that basic sentence structure must include a noun, a verb and a friggin' point.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Is our Republican VP candidates learning?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Also too, $arah needs to get some foods on herself. She looks like she was mummified 1900 years ago.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"We’re gonna tell you the truth, Marsha, and I know that you’ll be able then, relaying the truth back to us, and to those whom you are surrounded by and with.”

If you tried to diagram that "sentence" it would look like the schematic for the space shuttle.