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Vienna Woods's avatar

That was worth watching.

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bobbert's avatar

You will be after they dump a bucket of ice water on you. Ahr ahr ahr.

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bobbert's avatar

Elected Ruminant Chuck Grassley Libel!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Sit <i>down,</i> Fartknocker."

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Jared James's avatar

Now I'm picturing the demiguv with her head split open and all of the dark emptiness spilling out, consuming matter and light all around in a terrible Alaska-devouring singularity, a broad disk of easy marks' money accreting at the event horizon.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Very funny. (Stomps off to classroom and shuts the door.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, clearly, it is a further homage to Patrick Stewart and his trademark <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=x2o77i74T48" target="_blank">shirt tug.</a>

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bobbert's avatar

Yosemite.

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bobbert's avatar

I haven't watched the video, but in the still shot the case is empty.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Did she melt into a heap of steaming clothing?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, but she said the check was for "twice the amount." Two times zero is still zero.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, it sure was with Benedict Cumberbatch. brb...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Godammit it's trickled down to the plebs now, at least on my faceplace page. I'm dreading the start of school when I'm sure it will be the "thing" to do. You know, the cool teachers. I am not a cool teacher.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Copulate? Oh wait, that's the other wingnut teevee grifter family.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I turned the sound off on Caribou Barbie during the 2008 Republican National Convention and have not turned it back up since. Because SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN, THE PAIN.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

She would be nothing without Tina Fey.

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