This week's edition of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, is intelligible only if you speak election-year argle-bargle at a 12th-grade level or higher. Palin's most recent piece of content is completely incoherent, and yes, we know, everything she says is incoherent, ha ha ha. But we're serious here -- she's not even trying to connect these talking points, and worse, she's not finishing her punches either. She starts with ISIS and then stumbles into talking about downward pressure on wages from illegal immigration, and then it just ... sort of ... peters out ...
Every week I tune in, hoping to hear that detailed explanation of how vulture capitalist job exporters like Mitt Romney are creating good jobs in the US of A.
I'm beginning to get the feeling that the GOP's big job creation package involves putting the entire American working class on cable reality shows. It wouldn't be a bad idea, either, except that the audience for reality shows is unemployed working class Americans; the rich effete East Coasters with jobs are unfortunately at their jobs.
Shit, I'm amazed she has lasted this long. I'm not impressed given the content quality and no mention of the Thrilla in Wasilla Palin MMA match.
It's about to be winter and that will be her excuse for ending this glorious media moment because she needs to go help Todd lubricate his snow machine.
The light that was briefly on in her eyes was just a reflection off the inside of her skull from Todd's snowmobile as he turned into the driveway.
I think it was TBogg pointed out a couple of weeks ago how extremely short on content the abominable snowgrifter's site was and put forward a pretty persuasive theory that it was always mostly about laundering PAC more into Palin's pockets now that she can't even give away her book any more, plus besides she gets to keep almost all the subscription cost to her website but most of the cover price of a book is divvied up between the retailer, publisher and printer.
Speaking of worn-out relics of the 2008 election, what's Joe the Plumber got going on these days? Funny you should ask:
<blockquote>In an open letter to the parents of victims who died in the 2014 Isla Vista killings, Wurzelbacher wrote of his right to &quot;protect my family&quot; stating, &quot;As harsh as this sounds&mdash;your dead kids don&#039;t trump my Constitutional rights ... We still have the Right to Bear Arms ... Any feelings you have toward my rights being taken away from me, lose those.&quot;</blockquote> Stay classy, Joe!
She tried that, on the Fox Short Tight Skirts and Cleavage Revue, but then they canned her for some reason.
Every week I tune in, hoping to hear that detailed explanation of how vulture capitalist job exporters like Mitt Romney are creating good jobs in the US of A.
I&#039;m beginning to get the feeling that the GOP&#039;s big job creation package involves putting the entire American working class on cable reality shows. It wouldn&#039;t be a bad idea, either, except that the audience for reality shows is unemployed working class Americans; the rich effete East Coasters with jobs are unfortunately at their jobs.
Any Of Them, Katie?
Shit, I&#039;m amazed she has lasted this long. I&#039;m not impressed given the content quality and no mention of the Thrilla in Wasilla Palin MMA match.
It&#039;s about to be winter and that will be her excuse for ending this glorious media moment because she needs to go help Todd lubricate his snow machine.
Who gets dragged around on the lawn by their feet this week? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT
In Alaska public schools, the difference might not be noticeable.
OK - Who is just the least bit surprised that Duh Gov&#039; ran out of gas and is getting ready to quit this gig?
Why can&#039;t the stretch hummer limo / drunken white trash brawl thingie be part of the Fartknocker Papers?
The light that was briefly on in her eyes was just a reflection off the inside of her skull from Todd&#039;s snowmobile as he turned into the driveway.
I think it was TBogg pointed out a couple of weeks ago how extremely short on content the abominable snowgrifter&#039;s site was and put forward a pretty persuasive theory that it was always mostly about laundering PAC more into Palin&#039;s pockets now that she can&#039;t even give away her book any more, plus besides she gets to keep almost all the subscription cost to her website but most of the cover price of a book is divvied up between the retailer, publisher and printer.
Despite all her fame and her popularity with the questionably sane, this woman is a giant sack of fail.
Speaking of worn-out relics of the 2008 election, what&#039;s Joe the Plumber got going on these days? Funny you should ask:
<blockquote>In an open letter to the parents of victims who died in the 2014 Isla Vista killings, Wurzelbacher wrote of his right to &quot;protect my family&quot; stating, &quot;As harsh as this sounds&mdash;your dead kids don&#039;t trump my Constitutional rights ... We still have the Right to Bear Arms ... Any feelings you have toward my rights being taken away from me, lose those.&quot;</blockquote> Stay classy, Joe!
Good heavens! If Sarah resigns from the Internet Job, who will we have to laugh at?
Ted Cruz?
Professor Palin makes me realize we need to bring in some illegal immigrant CEOs.