On this week's installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, Governor Quitterpants looks right into the camera and argues with herself for six minutes. Democracy is good, Palin says, and since the Republicans won in 2014, the will of the voters must be respected. In 2012, however, when Barack Obama became the first president since Eisenhower to win at least 50% of the national vote in successive elections — well, that didn't count. Not in the same way, anyhow. The voters did not vote to make Barack Obama king in 2012; instead, they voted to make Republicans king in 2014.
That's one biased, fucked up list. First it includes the Queen of Wasilla. But for outlaws, I'm surprised they forgot about Bernie Madhoff.
Even in the sentence, "the Demiguv spent six minutes fifteen seconds licking 'President Palin' onto a picture window from her rocking chair."
It was her shining moment. 58 million Americans hated the Democrats so much that they were willing to vote for McCain, even though she was his running mate. How could she not look back on that time fondly?
Plus, if only he had let her speak at his concession speech she'd have swung those last couple votes in the Electoral College.
I cannot wait for the day we can say "Bye Felicia" to this con artist.
NEVER!
Robert E, Fucking Lee?? GTFO, Smithsonian.
Albeit Macht Flei.
First "special" person to run for national office?
Since it's a substantial majority of the electorate, it's rather a big problem.
Half the advertisers have cancelled.
She was re-elected mayor of Wasilla in an election with a total of about 1,000 votes.
Or, about the same number of votes the home coming queen gets at a medium-sized high school.
You'd think Nostadumbmoose could have predicted how hard it is to keep coming up with content.
How did Dubya get onto that list?
That's one biased, fucked up list. First it includes the Queen of Wasilla. But for outlaws, I'm surprised they forgot about Bernie Madhoff.
Even in the sentence, "the Demiguv spent six minutes fifteen seconds licking 'President Palin' onto a picture window from her rocking chair."
Reptards yearn for the Dubya years: wars, terrorism, economic collapse, "Big Momma's House 2"
And we're back to "if you help me find my keys..."
It sounds like one of those body building things. But anyway, can I interest you in some sparkling sweet potato wine instead?
It was her shining moment. 58 million Americans hated the Democrats so much that they were willing to vote for McCain, even though she was his running mate. How could she not look back on that time fondly?
Plus, if only he had let her speak at his concession speech she'd have swung those last couple votes in the Electoral College.