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At the very least, we could try it as a solution for clean energy when they annihilate one another with their opposite-spin stupidity.

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So, no BUFFs? Why do you hate America?

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Just wait 'til they start doing the Bristol Stomp.

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<i>[pa-dum-dum!] [~~~tishhhh~~~]</i>

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And everybody knows it was down at the Palinese

(worst ZZ Top cover ever!)

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That may seem like a well-behaved b!tch, but a couple of wine coolers in her dish and she'll be dragging another flea-bitten litter of mongrels into Rancho Palin.

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...nothing scares me more than 50 year old, Cold War era tactical bomber patrolling the Gulf of Mexico

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Unlike the other Palin women, I'm willing to bet that the dog's done the responsible thing and gotten fixed.

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Depends on how close you live to the coast, I guess. The damn things cracking up and showering flaming debris over Mussel Shoals would probably... raise property values, come to think of it.

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She is far too lacking in self awareness to realize she might need help

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we should lock them in the same room together. Perhaps like matter and antimatter, they can't occupy the same space at the same time and we could solve two problems at once. Or it might end up destroying the entire universe...

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especially once Brisdull clocks him...

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A lumbering relic of the Cold War that makes a lot of noise without having any actual tactical superiority.

But enough about Sarah Palin...

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The Women's Zionist Organization? <a href="http://www.hadassah.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.hadassah.org/">http://www.hadassah.org/</a>

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Riiiiiiight. <i>Of course</i> I meant the dog.

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