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Jared James's avatar

At the very least, we could try it as a solution for clean energy when they annihilate one another with their opposite-spin stupidity.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http://youtu.be/_MLBfwblps8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/_MLBfwblps8">http://youtu.be/_MLBfwblps8...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So, no BUFFs? Why do you hate America?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Just wait 'til they start doing the Bristol Stomp.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>[pa-dum-dum!] [~~~tishhhh~~~]</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

And everybody knows it was down at the Palinese

(worst ZZ Top cover ever!)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That may seem like a well-behaved b!tch, but a couple of wine coolers in her dish and she'll be dragging another flea-bitten litter of mongrels into Rancho Palin.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...nothing scares me more than 50 year old, Cold War era tactical bomber patrolling the Gulf of Mexico

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marxalot's avatar

Unlike the other Palin women, I'm willing to bet that the dog's done the responsible thing and gotten fixed.

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marxalot's avatar

Depends on how close you live to the coast, I guess. The damn things cracking up and showering flaming debris over Mussel Shoals would probably... raise property values, come to think of it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

She is far too lacking in self awareness to realize she might need help

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we should lock them in the same room together. Perhaps like matter and antimatter, they can't occupy the same space at the same time and we could solve two problems at once. Or it might end up destroying the entire universe...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

especially once Brisdull clocks him...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

A lumbering relic of the Cold War that makes a lot of noise without having any actual tactical superiority.

But enough about Sarah Palin...

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PubOption's avatar

The Women's Zionist Organization? <a href="http://www.hadassah.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.hadassah.org/">http://www.hadassah.org/</a>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Riiiiiiight. <i>Of course</i> I meant the dog.

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