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"And Netanyahu, mmmm! I like ‘eem, I like ‘eem, I do, I do!"

Channeling Dr. Seuss. Again.

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I think we say "commenting is <i>differently-abled</i>" here on Wonket.

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I'm not about to watch either, but I'm assuming it's just-for-show jizz and that must be the squirt nozzle in her hand.

There's probably some kind of countdown timer for real subscribers like Rich Lowry to get their "starbursts" synced to the video.

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I think Sarah misunderstood "cochlear implants" to be "cock leer implants". And yes, she did think that would be miraculous.

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I. Can't. Even. Fartknocker, please start giving your extra funds to animal rescues or something. Thank you, Your friend, GGY

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Those cochlear implants are a miracle. And Palin didn't become Vice-President. Another miracle.

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<i>Guest (off-camera): Can I sit in this seat for a sec? Sarah: Oh, absolutely!</i>

Decisive leadership!

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I see she has a stopped clock in the background. Unfortunately it is still right more often than she is.

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It's that kind of can-do attitude that makes America such an exceptionalistic place.

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I thought that she might flash the implants while running the mic cable up her blouse.

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The last six years...I can't even...just...

Ok...I need to ask...which one of you has us telepathically trapped us in their hallucination?

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Holy crap -- I barely lasted 60 seconds before breakfast started coming up. Seriously, I've seen higher quality video from a Junior High School production.

McCain, Kristol, et al: hope you're proud, fkg assholes...

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When was she ever not completely out of ideas?

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It was nice of her to confirm the other day that she had a significant hand in losing McCain the White House. She seemed to think that called for an apology to America, which is almost accurate.

I expect McCain is still awaiting the apology from Kristol, though.

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It's definately Fartknocker. I knew this would be the best $100 investment I've made in a long time. Think about it:

Cuntudra gets a new TeeVee Show. Cuntudra thinks she's an actress and she already has an ego. Wasilla Honey Boo Boo and clan go visit a friend who owns a paving company. Wine coolers are consumed, fight ensues, media darlings reveal themselves as trailer trash.

God bless America. Now if I can find a way for Rick Perry to become an action hero...

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<i>More and more Jewish people are becoming Republicans because of what’s going on.</i>

Yeah, dream on, asswipe.

But I'm happy for these two <strike>deep cover operatives</strike> innocent young conservatives to do all they can to convince the GOP that it can carry the Jewish vote. Now let's send that Allen West fellow up to Wasilla to explain how more and more black people are becoming Republicans.

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