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... and he's not even a real horse!

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And didn't he score the winning goal in the gold medal hockey game in the <strike>Romney Games</strike> SLC Olympics?

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No. It was either the Crosby who beat up his kids with his golf club or the one who won't close his damn Spanish fly.

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"came for the boobs" PHRASING!

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But the thing is, usually after you take a dump you feel lighter and somewhat happier.

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I say we give Alaska back to Russia. They'd have to keep the Palins in return.

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So this at least answers the question of if there's even a single person who still thinks she can ever become president.

(I am referring to the guy who asked that question, and not anyone named Palin, who I am sure are all enjoying the wingnut welfare too much to ever run for office again.)

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Well, everyone else in the Palin clan does, so why not the dog?

*rimshot*

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...Dismiss the evidence as irrelevant, inconsequential, and incontheivable.

FIFY

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Actually, this is the only honest thing Sarah has ever said. In the real world, Alaska is the smallest state except North Dakota and Wyoming. (And Vermont if you don't count the 300,000 people who have weekend cabins there.)

The entire population of AK is less than Charlotte, North Carolina, although slightly more than El Paso. And that includes all the nonvoting minors, pet dogs, and a couple of moose who wandered over from British Columbia.

California, which has a population larger than Canada with Oregon thrown in, gets the same Senate representation as the snowbillies.

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Should the SPCA retaliate by stepping on Sarah's sweaterpuppies?

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They sent the wrong one to the glue factory!

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I think the "guy" who wrote it was named Tinky Winky Palin.

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No.

I think I've made my meaning plain.

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Did she ever work in a cannery? I had her marked down as fishwife (2) <i> a vulgar, abusive or nagging woman with a loud, unpleasant voice</i>. I suppose she could be fishwife (1) as well.

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I thought that the goo from the black guy went into other orifice(s).

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