The news today is actually a guide to buying government furniture (it belongs to us, right?), knowing the difference between corn syrup and corn sugar (one doesn't exist), and having awkward conversations in real life and angry ones on the Internet.
Amendment #28 : No law abridging free speech except no one can start a sentence on teevee with "I think...".
Amendment #28.1 : Dogs barking at night is not free speech either.
Amendment #28.2 : Chris Matthews can't interrupt anyone. Also can't answer his own questions. Fuck it: Chris Matthews should just shut up.
Amendment #28.3 : It's OK to say "fuck" in the Constitution. (If the "s" looks like an "f", it's "suck". HA HA.)
I hope the FDA remains steadfast on anus burgers as well.
[Insert football libel joke here]
Ummm, vegan or not, they seem pretty, you know, fit to me.
If this keeps up, we won't be able to see the poo for the corn.
ha! pandora played that for me this morning and i laughed out loud.
article 29: any member of the union who utters the phrase 'real america' will be immediately stripped of citizenship.
I'm usually asleep when C-SPAN is on, so... Win-Win?
I will propose to the FDA that corn syrup be marketed as "Frank Luntz."
Amendment #28 : No law abridging free speech except no one can start a sentence on teevee with "I think...".
Amendment #28.1 : Dogs barking at night is not free speech either.
Amendment #28.2 : Chris Matthews can't interrupt anyone. Also can't answer his own questions. Fuck it: Chris Matthews should just shut up.
Amendment #28.3 : It's OK to say "fuck" in the Constitution. (If the "s" looks like an "f", it's "suck". HA HA.)