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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

So are you for or against beating a child to cure them of diabetes? Also, got any recipes?

Wassamatta U Alumnus's avatar

Have you considered Benny Hinn?

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The Neti pots actually work. They keep my sinuses nice and clean.

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I've heard powdered, dried penis of Republicans from gerrymandered Tea Party districts will cure all your ails.

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Hold up my two fists and say "I see you've met Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary."

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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Surprised there was no mention of this: http://michellephan.com/hit...

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.. or because of expense. It was increases in the cost of Health Care in China that made Falun Gong so popular. If we don't do more about our own health care costs we'll see even more magical healing here as well. In fact, I'd bet that that's a major concern on the part of parents who oppose vaccination. Not autism but the cost of regular doctors and health care.

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Let the VanderSSex begin!!!!!

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My barista swears that lattes cure piles. It's Starbucks so it must be true!

Incoming Ham's avatar

Xiao gives "rough trade" a whole new meaning.

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Because of failure to comply with a judge’s order, Homeopathy Plus! is now out to the tune of some $138,000 AU (a touch over $10K U.S.)

At today's rate, actually more like $100k. Fat fines are all very nice, but jail time would be more appropriate.

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As an insulin dependent diabetic and former NIH diabetes researcher, I think you can put me in the 'No beating kids' camp of endocrinological treatment.

Pepperoni Chicken

Chop 2 cloves of garlic finely, have a green pepper and an onion.into paper hole punch sized pieces.Pound 1 chicken breast per person served (in this case 4, ~ 1 lb) flat with a metal meat tenderizer, trying to get uniform thickness.Cover flat breast with veggie mixture, then add 2 slices provalone cheeze and cover that with pepperoni slices.Roll up chicken breast and insert toothpicks to keep it togetherPut rolls in baking dish and cover in either home made or store bought marinara sauce for 35 mins at 350 degrees.Slice chicken into medallions and serve over pasta of your choice, works better with thicker, flatter pastas (linguini minimum, fettuccine optimal)

If you make sauce in large batches and freeze it, as well as make your own pasta in advance (also in large batches, you can serve 4 adults for $10 with wine (if you can find a good '3 Buck Chuck') a meal that they would gladly pay $15-20 a plate for in a restaurant. With the bird flu going on now, you can regularly get non-organic, boneless breasts for $2 or less a pound. Leftovers reheat well and make an enviable luch at work the next day!

Pro Tip: Brining the breasts in advance makes them much easier to pound flat and even

Have a great day!

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We can only imagine the investigation that opened up when one of his diabetic patients freaking died four years later.

I don't think there's even been an inquest yet. There wasn't really a lot to investigate because the fucker was on a plane out of Australia as soon as the cheques all cleared.

Don't forget the part where Hongchi Xiao claims to have orchestrated the opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics :http://www.thehindu.com/fea...

He's an equal-opportunity bullshitter.