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Vodka's avatar

Been working a lot again. I picked up a third job because I am a lunatic. This latest side gig is at a comedy club, which is somehow worse than it sounds.

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Last Hussar's avatar

I'm British. Am I allowed to use tea instead of coffee?

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Last Hussar's avatar

That's disgusting. Aren't there any decent coffee shops to get an enema in?

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Jared James's avatar

No question, for the unfortunate few who do have Celiac disease the silly hysteria is a godsend. For the rest of us, well, its usefulness is up there with detoxing.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Ben Greenfield is clearly the latest pseudonym of Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Straight from the teapot, yes.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

"no poo-poo jokes"

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SterWonk's avatar

We weren't a religion before?

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rebecca's avatar

I just read some other nutritionist (no idea, sorry) say that you need the fat in fat in order to better digest vegetables.

I bet he was a liar tho.

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Amerloque's avatar

Perhaps a French roast enema will improve your French...? *Mesdames et Messieurs*

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Fare la Volpe's avatar

Ain't you sweet <3

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Fare la Volpe's avatar

Do I get points if I said "mon-sewers" out loud?

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OzoneTom's avatar

The problem is that so many me-too wannabes are not really sensitive to gluten that it increases the likelihood that vendors will play fast-and-loose with the labeling.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

I have a saline nose spray that is gluten free, no mention of the fact that it contains known chemicals -- salt and water.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I like the "natural vitamins" that "contain no chemicals".

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Mrs. Chowder is celiac and we've found that the "gluten free" fad is a mixed bag. Yes, more foods and restaurants advertise as gluten free but the restaurants don't all know or adhere to the *strict* need to segregate even the utensils used to cook gluten free foods. We're lucky that her reaction is not severe enough to cause a trip to the ER when she eats contaminated food but she knows within an hour what is really gluten free vs. what is fadvertising.

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