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Been working a lot again. I picked up a third job because I am a lunatic. This latest side gig is at a comedy club, which is somehow worse than it sounds.

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I'm British. Am I allowed to use tea instead of coffee?

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That's disgusting. Aren't there any decent coffee shops to get an enema in?

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No question, for the unfortunate few who do have Celiac disease the silly hysteria is a godsend. For the rest of us, well, its usefulness is up there with detoxing.

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Ben Greenfield is clearly the latest pseudonym of Michael Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit.

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Straight from the teapot, yes.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"no poo-poo jokes"

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We weren't a religion before?

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I just read some other nutritionist (no idea, sorry) say that you need the fat in fat in order to better digest vegetables.

I bet he was a liar tho.

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Perhaps a French roast enema will improve your French...? *Mesdames et Messieurs*

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Ain't you sweet <3

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Do I get points if I said "mon-sewers" out loud?

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The problem is that so many me-too wannabes are not really sensitive to gluten that it increases the likelihood that vendors will play fast-and-loose with the labeling.

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I have a saline nose spray that is gluten free, no mention of the fact that it contains known chemicals -- salt and water.

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I like the "natural vitamins" that "contain no chemicals".

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Mrs. Chowder is celiac and we've found that the "gluten free" fad is a mixed bag. Yes, more foods and restaurants advertise as gluten free but the restaurants don't all know or adhere to the *strict* need to segregate even the utensils used to cook gluten free foods. We're lucky that her reaction is not severe enough to cause a trip to the ER when she eats contaminated food but she knows within an hour what is really gluten free vs. what is fadvertising.

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