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Interesting, had a conversation over that very subject with several friends from high school. It was unanimous that anyone with a caboose such as Kim Kardashians would have been considered physically deformed. The perfect tokhes is proportionate to the person who is carrying it!
Sadly, I have seen women with backsides like ironing boards. I always feel bad for them when they sit. The rest of the time, I assume they're just as happy as me. The world keeps spinning and life moves on.
Or a deleted commenter.....or Snowbilly, or Fox News or any of the others who gleefully and in a reactionary fashion judge everyone else who isn't a rich WASPy Republican. With a statement like that you are possessed by a legion of derp....
This is a photo of hack/quack butt enhancement 'doctor' Oneal Ron Morris. Obviously the doctor practiced her techniques on herself....and has been sitting down for an extended period of time, causing some settling of 'contents'.
I have never...never...seen anything (movie, tv, interview, etc) with Ray Liotta in it where he didn't look like he'd just snorted A LOT of cocaine...
"Ass Full Of Death" is my new thrash metal band name...CALLED IT!
"...Kathy Sanford, an elderly victim of a post-concussion injury that left her with an addled mind and poor judgment."
You know, when I meet people like this, my first instinct isn't, "Hey! I bet I can get them to pay my rent!"
... I'm not cleaning it up. I'm out!
Sorry, but no sympathy to anyone who goes to a so called "Dr." who operates out of a basement. People just don't fucking think.
Interesting, had a conversation over that very subject with several friends from high school. It was unanimous that anyone with a caboose such as Kim Kardashians would have been considered physically deformed. The perfect tokhes is proportionate to the person who is carrying it!
Of course, you could get bigger butt muscles by doing squats, but that would involve effort.
And exercise.
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Sadly, I have seen women with backsides like ironing boards. I always feel bad for them when they sit. The rest of the time, I assume they're just as happy as me. The world keeps spinning and life moves on.
Amazing, with all the real shit there is to deal with the fantasy world some occupy must be their only way to cope.
Macy's basement anyone?
Or a deleted commenter.....or Snowbilly, or Fox News or any of the others who gleefully and in a reactionary fashion judge everyone else who isn't a rich WASPy Republican. With a statement like that you are possessed by a legion of derp....
This reminds me of Bob & Ray (with backup singers Jane, Laraine and Gilda) performing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Be in my bunk - back later....
People, look, your derriere is a beautiful thing made by God Almighty himself.
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Exorcise daily.
This is a photo of hack/quack butt enhancement 'doctor' Oneal Ron Morris. Obviously the doctor practiced her techniques on herself....and has been sitting down for an extended period of time, causing some settling of 'contents'.
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