Extree! Extree! Step right up for your weekly dose of flim-flam and phooey, your beloved Snake Oil Bulletin! For today's edition, we have a few follow-ups to previous stories we've covered. So pull up a seat, pour yourself a heaping cup of coffee for your enema, and let's dive right into today's selection with the return of Belle Gibson.
A common misconception! If something's "pure," that means it's been refined. That's a Food Babe no-no! What we need is WHOLE, NATURAL scientific truth facts.
Good fuck, what is this new "I was lying maybe, possibly but I don't understand what reality is" the new altie, anti-vaxxer Nuremberg defense? You never had brain cancer, just admit it goddamit! And Dr. Oz, you know damn well you've been pushing altie nonsense for money, just admit it goddamit and stop pretending the first amendment includes your right to flim-flam people.
Fuck! I need to start drinking so I can begin drinking at 10 am....
"...Yr Wonkette’s reserved editorial stance is that Gibson is a lying poopy-headed twatwaffle and we’re sticking to that stance because it will be funnier to hear read aloud in any upcoming libel suits."
A common misconception! If something's "pure," that means it's been refined. That's a Food Babe no-no! What we need is WHOLE, NATURAL scientific truth facts.
Good fuck, what is this new "I was lying maybe, possibly but I don't understand what reality is" the new altie, anti-vaxxer Nuremberg defense? You never had brain cancer, just admit it goddamit! And Dr. Oz, you know damn well you've been pushing altie nonsense for money, just admit it goddamit and stop pretending the first amendment includes your right to flim-flam people.
Fuck! I need to start drinking so I can begin drinking at 10 am....
“I am still jumping between what I think I know and what is reality."
Translation: Pretending for the rest of my life to be in a permanent psychotic fugue state is preferable to going to jail for fraud.
Someone might want to let her know that faking mental illness to avoid legal action is also fraud.
"...Yr Wonkette’s reserved editorial stance is that Gibson is a lying poopy-headed twatwaffle and we’re sticking to that stance because it will be funnier to hear read aloud in any upcoming libel suits."
I literally just died of laughter. Happily...
Hot rice—is that what the kidz call it these days?
I won't take enemas, so I simply renamed the process "gardening." Now? No poop, only flowers.
Not like you, maybe.
Respectfully,Prince RelativicusLord of The Manor and Last King of Uganda
I always like a smoke with my morning coffee...
Then you're in luck!
Wide eyed credulity seems to part of the job description these days.
My ex's coffee varied from palatable to enemable.
Seems absolutely plausible. You know, like Dr. Oz.
The scene: St. Paul Minnesota, August, 2008
This Vice-Presidential nomination acceptance speech Word Salad is provided for entertainment purposes only
For a case in point, see the NYT breathlessly repeating crap from a known Rethug operative about the Clinton Foundation.
Or, for that matter, the entire Watergate "scandal", the entire Wenn Ho Lee "controversy", or Judith Miller's "reporting" on Iraq.
Hey! Is that the Royal Babby on the cover of that womens' mag or John Roberts?
"assholes who probably don’t know what rape is"My asshole doesn't know what rape is and I intend to keep it that way!