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dshwa's avatar

I wanna watch Anita go head to head with the Austin Atheists Network. Popcorn all around!

Lizzietish81's avatar

Ah yes, but Lucifer was portrayed by Viggo Mortenson, who was totally hiding under the bed.

Logic of Color's avatar

Any tread left on the tire?

Logic of Color's avatar

yeah and something about scissors

Logic of Color's avatar

I thought "they work it out with a pencil"

SterWonk's avatar

I'm pretty sure time_t is 64-bits on all platforms which are expected to still be operational when 2K38 rolls around. Most cheapo embedded systems stuff which is still 8-, 16-, or 32-bit, is also too cheap to last decades; most expensive embedded systems stuff, which might actually last decades, mostly deal with time deltas rather than timestamps, so they'll be okay too.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

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SterWonk's avatar

Oxytocin - involved in trust, intimacy, sex, labor and delivery (hi Rebecca!), lactation, and a bunch of other stuff.

Oxycontin - Rush's opioid of choice.

ahughes798's avatar

Screeching fiery invective? I'd say that Mrs. F. is the Yoko, and Mr. F. is the madly, passively in love John Lennon. I'd say something nasty about them, but they're such low hanging fruit.

ahughes798's avatar

You just gave away the name of the next Green Day album.

ahughes798's avatar

Like waving a pencil in Shea Stadium?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

3M Crotch-Tape™: For when your love-basket needs a little more sticking.

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Lanie Parish: Vic's a female, late twenties. No ID. She was found hanging from the monkey bars by a jogger just after dawn. Richard Castle: Is that honey? Lanie Parish: From the smell of it, I'd say it's caramel sauce. But I'll be testing, not tasting. Kate Beckett: Caramel sauce? Richard Castle: Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth. Kate Beckett: Give her state of undress, I'd say it's more likely he had a sexual fetish. Lanie Parish: Yeah. I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky. Richard Castle: [to Ryan and Beckett] Does she know we can hear her?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Fornication Nation is just down the road from Conjunction Junction.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I have the same problem.