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I'm pretty sure time_t is 64-bits on all platforms which are expected to still be operational when 2K38 rolls around. Most cheapo embedded systems stuff which is still 8-, 16-, or 32-bit, is also too cheap to last decades; most expensive embedded systems stuff, which might actually last decades, mostly deal with time deltas rather than timestamps, so they'll be okay too.
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Screeching fiery invective? I'd say that Mrs. F. is the Yoko, and Mr. F. is the madly, passively in love John Lennon. I'd say something nasty about them, but they're such low hanging fruit.
Lanie Parish: Vic's a female, late twenties. No ID. She was found hanging from the monkey bars by a jogger just after dawn. Richard Castle: Is that honey? Lanie Parish: From the smell of it, I'd say it's caramel sauce. But I'll be testing, not tasting. Kate Beckett: Caramel sauce? Richard Castle: Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth. Kate Beckett: Give her state of undress, I'd say it's more likely he had a sexual fetish. Lanie Parish: Yeah. I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky. Richard Castle: [to Ryan and Beckett] Does she know we can hear her?
I wanna watch Anita go head to head with the Austin Atheists Network. Popcorn all around!
Ah yes, but Lucifer was portrayed by Viggo Mortenson, who was totally hiding under the bed.
Any tread left on the tire?
yeah and something about scissors
I thought "they work it out with a pencil"
I'm pretty sure time_t is 64-bits on all platforms which are expected to still be operational when 2K38 rolls around. Most cheapo embedded systems stuff which is still 8-, 16-, or 32-bit, is also too cheap to last decades; most expensive embedded systems stuff, which might actually last decades, mostly deal with time deltas rather than timestamps, so they'll be okay too.
Just go to FanDemon.com. For $5 you get to draft all of your favorite demons or saints in an exciting apocalyptic match-ups. Do you want to bet on Bartholomew or run with Ronove? It's up to you at FanDemon and there's a new winner every week. The end of all life as we know it has never been so much fun! So come on, plan YOUR Apocalypse at FanDemon, the Internet's number one fantasy End-Times site.
Oxytocin - involved in trust, intimacy, sex, labor and delivery (hi Rebecca!), lactation, and a bunch of other stuff.
Oxycontin - Rush's opioid of choice.
Screeching fiery invective? I'd say that Mrs. F. is the Yoko, and Mr. F. is the madly, passively in love John Lennon. I'd say something nasty about them, but they're such low hanging fruit.
You just gave away the name of the next Green Day album.
Like waving a pencil in Shea Stadium?
3M Crotch-Tape™: For when your love-basket needs a little more sticking.
Crazy Crotch Glue.
Lanie Parish: Vic's a female, late twenties. No ID. She was found hanging from the monkey bars by a jogger just after dawn. Richard Castle: Is that honey? Lanie Parish: From the smell of it, I'd say it's caramel sauce. But I'll be testing, not tasting. Kate Beckett: Caramel sauce? Richard Castle: Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth. Kate Beckett: Give her state of undress, I'd say it's more likely he had a sexual fetish. Lanie Parish: Yeah. I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky. Richard Castle: [to Ryan and Beckett] Does she know we can hear her?
Fornication Nation is just down the road from Conjunction Junction.
I have the same problem.