Salutations, friends, and welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round-up of the worst in chemical medical nonsense to block the tubes of our dear internet machine. Were you looking to regurgitate your delicious Father's Day breakfast of burnt toast and flaccid bacon? Good news! Today's first story is bound to help you do just that! Today we bring you a delightful tale of when a lady meets a doctor, and the two decide to be kinda gross about it.
I recall that in order to be organic, it would have to contain carbon also too -oh, that was already said...(sophomore O-Chem, just a blur of smelly experiments, ketone bonds, carboxylic acids, purloined ether, loss of innocence, etc)
At first I thought " well at least your own plasma isn't going to hurt you". But then I thought "hematoma" (and Google confirmed that, yes indeed, plasma is the part of blood with the clotting factors) and *shudder* imagine needing a giant slug removed from inside your labia. This would involve an actual medical professinal and you would have to tell them how it got there. Said professional would have a hard time maintaining a neutral face, and might snicker.
Locally sourced
Or tequila.
I prefer my organic blood of artisanal virgin in gel-cap form.
Next time, try decaf.
And ensure our purity of essence.
I saw them open for Bush.
Woof.
I don't use any water that doesn't have the organic, vegan, gluten-free label on it.
I recall that in order to be organic, it would have to contain carbon also too -oh, that was already said...(sophomore O-Chem, just a blur of smelly experiments, ketone bonds, carboxylic acids, purloined ether, loss of innocence, etc)
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So, once the ladies finish with their Dracula vajayjays, does that mean I can drive my stake into it?
after all, it is wood....
GAAAAAAAGGGGG.
I always knew those damned things could bite.
Not if you call them vajayjays!
At first I thought " well at least your own plasma isn't going to hurt you". But then I thought "hematoma" (and Google confirmed that, yes indeed, plasma is the part of blood with the clotting factors) and *shudder* imagine needing a giant slug removed from inside your labia. This would involve an actual medical professinal and you would have to tell them how it got there. Said professional would have a hard time maintaining a neutral face, and might snicker.
Organic water is not as good as fat-free water, so they may have won a lawsuit, but wait till the free market works its course, people.