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I recall that in order to be organic, it would have to contain carbon also too -oh, that was already said...(sophomore O-Chem, just a blur of smelly experiments, ketone bonds, carboxylic acids, purloined ether, loss of innocence, etc)
At first I thought " well at least your own plasma isn't going to hurt you". But then I thought "hematoma" (and Google confirmed that, yes indeed, plasma is the part of blood with the clotting factors) and *shudder* imagine needing a giant slug removed from inside your labia. This would involve an actual medical professinal and you would have to tell them how it got there. Said professional would have a hard time maintaining a neutral face, and might snicker.
Locally sourced
Or tequila.
I prefer my organic blood of artisanal virgin in gel-cap form.
Next time, try decaf.
And ensure our purity of essence.
I saw them open for Bush.
Woof.
I don't use any water that doesn't have the organic, vegan, gluten-free label on it.
I recall that in order to be organic, it would have to contain carbon also too -oh, that was already said...(sophomore O-Chem, just a blur of smelly experiments, ketone bonds, carboxylic acids, purloined ether, loss of innocence, etc)
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So, once the ladies finish with their Dracula vajayjays, does that mean I can drive my stake into it?
after all, it is wood....
GAAAAAAAGGGGG.
I always knew those damned things could bite.
Not if you call them vajayjays!
At first I thought " well at least your own plasma isn't going to hurt you". But then I thought "hematoma" (and Google confirmed that, yes indeed, plasma is the part of blood with the clotting factors) and *shudder* imagine needing a giant slug removed from inside your labia. This would involve an actual medical professinal and you would have to tell them how it got there. Said professional would have a hard time maintaining a neutral face, and might snicker.
Organic water is not as good as fat-free water, so they may have won a lawsuit, but wait till the free market works its course, people.