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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I prefer my organic blood of artisanal virgin in gel-cap form.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

And ensure our purity of essence.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

I saw them open for Bush.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I don't use any water that doesn't have the organic, vegan, gluten-free label on it.

H0mer0's avatar

I recall that in order to be organic, it would have to contain carbon also too -oh, that was already said...(sophomore O-Chem, just a blur of smelly experiments, ketone bonds, carboxylic acids, purloined ether, loss of innocence, etc)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So, once the ladies finish with their Dracula vajayjays, does that mean I can drive my stake into it?

after all, it is wood....

The Quirk's avatar

I always knew those damned things could bite.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

Not if you call them vajayjays!

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

At first I thought " well at least your own plasma isn't going to hurt you". But then I thought "hematoma" (and Google confirmed that, yes indeed, plasma is the part of blood with the clotting factors) and *shudder* imagine needing a giant slug removed from inside your labia. This would involve an actual medical professinal and you would have to tell them how it got there. Said professional would have a hard time maintaining a neutral face, and might snicker.

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Organic water is not as good as fat-free water, so they may have won a lawsuit, but wait till the free market works its course, people.