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I've never understood the attraction to watches at all.

Each one of us has a perfectly good cell phone with the time and date sitting quite comfortably in our pocket, and the phone cost about $29,700 less.

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If you're going to spend 5 figures on a watch, it's not so you can tell the time . . . it's a piece of jewelry, and you want people to notice it.

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Creflo Dollar - the guy who wanted to raise $160 million for a new jet. You gotta love a guy who is a shyster and has the balls to still claim the last name of Dollar.

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He bragged about going to Paris, Texas? At least he's cosmopolitan and well-traveled...sort of.

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Mid nineties were fun. I miss college and having a belly button ring:-) I was in high school in the early 90s also, but it wasn't so bad for me.

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May we assume this handsome kitty-type is yours? He sure is a looker and he looks intelligent, too. I'm assuming he isn't a Repub either. Although, there is that cross of Jeebus in the background...

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Kudos for knowing who Fortuna is. Too bad about your bridge, though.

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Do you think they're co-ordinating their efforts with UNIT?

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I'm from the Nirvana generation, but for what I hear, your generation had way better drugs and great music. So, let's go back to the 60s!

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Are those the special ones where it's spelled 'Rollex'?

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No, silly, that's why you go to psychics. "Tell me, psychic, what is the limit on my spending to a con artist?"

"Ooh, bad news . . ."

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The Fanservice: The Episode title belongs to 200

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I could use a couple. I need a set of tires for the Studebaker.

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Cats are Satanists. I thought everyone knew that?

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Part of me wants to reply to the ad, the other part doesn't know how I'd get to Oakview.

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Perhaps we should introduce Tim Hunt to Patricia Delmaro.

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