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Arken's avatar

Oh Mr. Bean. You so crazy!

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H0mer0's avatar

I was listening to an educational DVD about the HPV vaccine and the fear on the part of some parents that it would change the sexual behavior of their girls. I never got that "lucky" as a teen, but in my young adult days, I worried more about getting pregnant than about a theoretical risk of cancer.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

And bookies :/)

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Link please

On second thoughts don't bother. This is just the anti-HPV vaccine group "Regret" pulling reports out of their where-evers. The report in the Irish Times at this link

Regret call themselves an HPV vaccine support group but seem to support it in the same way that Jenny MacCarthy supports vaccinated children. Regret seems to be influenced by Dr Diane Harper see this link for details

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Not caves in Cornwall, m'ansum. Plenty of really short ele-ectro magnetite-ic wavicles in there; and the Radon too

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Egg Drop Syndrome & Plain Old Telephone Service. POTS is a common malady, but is rapidly disappearing around the globe. EDS is mostly confined to people who frequent Chinese restaurants.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

I seem to recall that when Florida enacted a law to the effect that "if you leave an unlocked gun lying around and a toddler kills someone with it, you go to jail", sales of gun locks skyrocketed. So the good of the punishment would be that someone else might take their kid to the doctor. I really don't know why jail is more scary than dead children, but there it is.

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DahBoner's avatar

Rice was hopelessly in love with a girl named Michelle that he’d met in rehab...

FULL STOP.

http://media3.giphy.com/med...

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

That just means you are a compassionate human being.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Teenagers have sex because they are horny. Period. They are a lot like people that way.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

She is just a parent looking to place blame on something that is incomprehensible.

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🍯 honey  the monster 🐝's avatar

I think she stole that from Better Call Saul.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Fare la Volpe would make a better band name than Wi-Fi Suicide, IMHO.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You know what would cheer you up? Some pictures of Donna Rose being a cute baby.

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Zyxomma's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I was also wondering how a fool got the money to be separated from. Lawsuit settlement? Inheritance? Older wealthy lover? Popular blogger? Lottery winner?

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