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But B.o.B. himself proposes that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...

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"Babies have little tummies..." On the other hand, you frequently have to beg them to eat, they have two bites, and then run around like crazy people all day, and poop out at least 4x the volume, and somehow have enough left over to grow.

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I've begun to wonder; Holocaust denialism is indeed a thing, and has been for unfortunately too long. Spherical planet denialism is somehow, unimaginably, still a thing. We have lunar landing deniers, JFK assassination deniers, 9/11 truthers. Is there, somewhere on this God-forsaken rock, a group of people who deny the existence of The Columbian Exchange? Plugging their ears and shouting at the tops of their lungs: "Nya-uh! Beans and Nightshades weren't transported over from the New World! Maize was in the Bibble! Don't tell me Tobacco originated in the Caribbean! Diseases didn't decimate the Indigenous American populations! Slaves were volunteers! La-la-la-la-la!"At this point, I'd be more surprised if there weren't.

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That part is all I can find. I think the dairy farmers are being very lactose intolerant.

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Doc said almond milk was good for the kid. He assumed the parents were normal idiots and would feed the kid other stuff as usual. But they were extraordinary idiots.

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alas, I may have a dirty mind but I'm not that clever..

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The spying through web cams is actually a thing, so if I had one I'd cover it also, too. Of course it can be done through phone a so that maybe a lost cause. As to Chopra, fuck that guy.

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If you don’t already read Senapathy, you can’t sit with us at the cool kids’ table.

Sigh, rejected yet again...

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If you don't already know about Senapathy, talk to your doctor.

FTFY

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Not to mention husbands. I never have any clue what the Msgra. is thinking until she sticks my nose in it.

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Shhhh! Even the corn has ears.

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B.o.o.b is a N.o.o.b.https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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"Hidden meaning explores the expansion of experiences" http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

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B.o.B should turn Deepak Chopra's skeleton into a quantumly conscious micro-biotic hoverboard. INCEPTION

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