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At least Shirley had a sense of humor about it. I saw her one-woman show twenty-something years ago, and it was basically her poking gentle fun at herself.
I have just one thing to say to you, Fare la Volpe (if that is your real name):
<b>Effing Great Post!!!</b> This one in particular qualifies as a tape-measure home run, a 100 yard kickoff return, a double hat trick or similar sports analogy.
Seriously, keep up the good work. I am so looking forward to reading your regular dispatches here on the Wonkette.
So, you&#039;re saying that he is <b><i>not</i></b> the guy from <i>Bull Durham</i> and <i>Mystic River,</i> who also directed <i>Dead Man Walking???</i> I am confuze.
Right wingers should embrace homeopathy for different reasons than merely dissing the FDA. If a toxin causes symptoms, a dilute solution of said toxin (AKA pollution) should cure it, right? So pollution actually makes you immune to toxins. Right?
I was a little obese. Using homeopathy I cured myself by eating fatty, starchy foods (i.e. <strike>french</strike> freedom fries). Now I am no longer a little obese. Can you explain that?
Also, when I am sick, I take my temperature over-and-over. Eventually it goes back to normal. The obvious explanation is thermometers absorb disease. How can I get the anti-vaxxers to send me money?
My work-breakroom TV is only able to receive one channel, and that broadcasts Dr. Oz and Steve Harvey&#039;s crapfests every day, so I was treated to &quot;Dr&quot; Oz hosting Tony Robbings. About as awful as you&#039;d think.
And I&#039;m trying like hell to remember the Gay weekly newspaper that spent the 80&#039;s insisting that HIV wasn&#039;t responsible for AIDS. The paper died some time ago, but I still wonder how many lives its bullshit cost us.
Start with a large fortune.
At least Shirley had a sense of humor about it. I saw her one-woman show twenty-something years ago, and it was basically her poking gentle fun at herself.
I have just one thing to say to you, Fare la Volpe (if that is your real name):
<b>Effing Great Post!!!</b> This one in particular qualifies as a tape-measure home run, a 100 yard kickoff return, a double hat trick or similar sports analogy.
Seriously, keep up the good work. I am so looking forward to reading your regular dispatches here on the Wonkette.
So, you&#039;re saying that he is <b><i>not</i></b> the guy from <i>Bull Durham</i> and <i>Mystic River,</i> who also directed <i>Dead Man Walking???</i> I am confuze.
Does that mean you are one of those &quot;Steampunks&quot; that I have been hearing about?
Right wingers should embrace homeopathy for different reasons than merely dissing the FDA. If a toxin causes symptoms, a dilute solution of said toxin (AKA pollution) should cure it, right? So pollution actually makes you immune to toxins. Right?
I enjoy reading about James Randi. Perhaps Alabama state Rep. Patricia Todd can fill his shoes. She is already on my personal Legislative Badass list: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/28/patricia...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
And let&#039;s just repeat, all together now: She&#039;s in ALABAMA.
Is there a simple cure for Falling Down Whiskey Sickness?
I will never be able to listen to James Taylor singing &quot;I&#039;m a steamroller, baby...&quot; the same way again.
Dear Doctor La Volpe:
I was a little obese. Using homeopathy I cured myself by eating fatty, starchy foods (i.e. <strike>french</strike> freedom fries). Now I am no longer a little obese. Can you explain that?
Also, when I am sick, I take my temperature over-and-over. Eventually it goes back to normal. The obvious explanation is thermometers absorb disease. How can I get the anti-vaxxers to send me money?
Thank you, Just Pixelz
I&#039;ve heard similarly that the fall doesn&#039;t kill you, it&#039;s the landing. Maybe the NRA could work that one in.
Well, you didn&#039;t expect either Hans or Franz to want to *clap* PUMP it up, didja?
My work-breakroom TV is only able to receive one channel, and that broadcasts Dr. Oz and Steve Harvey&#039;s crapfests every day, so I was treated to &quot;Dr&quot; Oz hosting Tony Robbings. About as awful as you&#039;d think.
And I&#039;m trying like hell to remember the Gay weekly newspaper that spent the 80&#039;s insisting that HIV wasn&#039;t responsible for AIDS. The paper died some time ago, but I still wonder how many lives its bullshit cost us.