Greetings, pals! I see you've returned for another edition of the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round-up of the worst -- just the absolute worst -- in poppycock to promulgate throughout this vast interweb of ours. Let's waste no time by diving headlong into the world of cancer quackery.
But using condoms would defy god's law to go forth and multiply...but the more you multiply, the more disease...which is also god's law. Who is this god asshole anyway?
I believe they had animal intestine condoms (kind of like sausage casings), which were probably not as effective as latex but had to be better than nothing. But surely Providence could have whipped up something.
An additional note about Michele Fiiore, the fungus on the junk of the Nevada Legislature: In her day job (Nevada legislates on a part time basis, after all), she operates a home "health care" operation which tends to skate on its taxes. And she hopes to make a tidy profit by offering the baking soda cancer remedy to patients of great gullibility and desperation. Despicable she.
Anybody remember how Candida Albicans was the cause of every health woe known to humanity? Twenty years ago or so if my memory is correct.
The advise for curing something that is a normal and needed part of our flora and fauna was pretty funny - until you realized that otherwise intelligent people Believed this shit. Then it was just sad and pathetic. You can still purchase Candida A. "cures" in most health food stores.
I don't understand how a homeopath can be against vaccines. According to homeopathy, Injecting the actual antigens should have no effect. The antigens have to be diluted to infinity before they will have any effect on the person.
if you could somehow dilute it with light water, you could sell tap water as a homeopathic heavy water enema.
Don't forget to add cream and sugar :-)
And speaking of all things white, it comes out of steers. ("... the phony tough and the crazy brave." God, I loved that movie.)
The cancer I see is white with gold trim. You are just being confused by underexposed cancer.
The give you that healthful glow!
But using condoms would defy god's law to go forth and multiply...but the more you multiply, the more disease...which is also god's law. Who is this god asshole anyway?
"records for Rod Stewart" Well then, who needs scientific rigor when you're only one degree of separation from celebrity?
I believe they had animal intestine condoms (kind of like sausage casings), which were probably not as effective as latex but had to be better than nothing. But surely Providence could have whipped up something.
That sold me!
the British ladies might wander in the fields to receive the embraces of the bull.
Sergeant Hartman assures me that only two things come out of Texas: steers and the vaccinated women who love them.
Eggsackly.
An additional note about Michele Fiiore, the fungus on the junk of the Nevada Legislature: In her day job (Nevada legislates on a part time basis, after all), she operates a home "health care" operation which tends to skate on its taxes. And she hopes to make a tidy profit by offering the baking soda cancer remedy to patients of great gullibility and desperation. Despicable she.
Everyone knows that republicans can only remember two out of three, then oops.
Anybody remember how Candida Albicans was the cause of every health woe known to humanity? Twenty years ago or so if my memory is correct.
The advise for curing something that is a normal and needed part of our flora and fauna was pretty funny - until you realized that otherwise intelligent people Believed this shit. Then it was just sad and pathetic. You can still purchase Candida A. "cures" in most health food stores.
I don't understand how a homeopath can be against vaccines. According to homeopathy, Injecting the actual antigens should have no effect. The antigens have to be diluted to infinity before they will have any effect on the person.
So if the cowpox vaccine causes people to fuck a cow, does that mean that the entire GOP has been vaccinated for chickenpox?