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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Secret Squirrel strikes again!

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Menotsure's avatar

Punchline possibility : "That's snow squirrel, that's my wife."

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

🤣

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Craig Nixon's avatar

She's no lady, she's my wife.

https://youtu.be/QZiLc3E-xu8?si=Dfh0uAv2UYBDUX41

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*sees snow squirrel*

*faints from cuteness overload*

* regains consciousness when doggo gives kisses/demands breakfast*

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Corvid Opera's avatar

I love the brief mystery, then the fuzzy reveal! ❤️

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I had no idea what that was at first. It’s a bird feeder robber!

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weejee's avatar

Squeee, buns!!!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I gotta show this to the kitty. He's just found out about squirrels and he's SO EXCITED. 😺

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

::shakes device::

Damn.

That fuzzy-eared squrrel-alike has broken my cuteometer.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Tree Rat. "The fluffy tail really does make all the difference!"

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I read a joke once that went something like, "No wonder rats are so nasty. They know they're just one bushy tail away from being hand fed in the park."

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Squirrel is absolutely indifferent to the weather, "Got me a snack!", not even "Damn snow!", just "Tasty fuds hitting the spot"

Enviable

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

* Gently tugs on Martinis’s sleeve*

Tara da fog bot is lurking

On the top of Doks last post

(short term memory kicking in it’s the one about Biden,EO something something)

YEAHHHHHHHH

MARTINI SMASH!!!!

Thank you !

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The Wanderer's avatar

SQUIRREL!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

You've gotta love how those ears of theirs' blend in with the rock formations of the mountains those badass bunnies inhabit.

Evolution is the COOLEST damned thing and this little geek just cannot stop marveling at its' unique adaptations.

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Stroke1's avatar

I always wonder how many versions of each animal nature tried out and discarded before deciding, OK, that seems about right. Looks a little funny but we've really got to move on to work on the blobfish some more ...

https://images.app.goo.gl/89LdLYn3QspspUjB7

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Bobathonic's avatar

Your description of evolution deflates me.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Whose idea was this?!?"

T Rex, *waves wee little arms*

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Richard S's avatar

They were turning into snakes....

https://xkcd.com/3042/

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Sadly I'm sure there were several varieties that just didn't quite cut it.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I was all LOOK AT THOSE TWO BEAUTIFUL TREES IN THE DISTANCE and then they popped their cute little head out, because they were ears, not trees.

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PrimerGray's avatar

"So cute!"

--Humans

"So tasty!"

--Foxes, Coyotes, Raptors, Hobbs!!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

When I was a wee lad and first saw a picture of a Kaibab squirrel I thought someone was having me on. I did manage to see a few of them on a trip to the Grand Canyon years ago.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

That's the place to find them. Kaibab limestone as well.

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Stroke1's avatar

Are squirrelkaibabs good eatin' that way?

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Free beach's avatar

No Clark, he stopped after he found they were high in cholesterol.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Squirrels and chipmunks in the US Southwest are a reservoir for bubonic plague and hantavirus.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

With the right sauce

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Studies show that watching squirrels is good for easing anxiety, except for cats, who get the zoomies when they squirrel watch.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Was bekam des Soldaten Weib

Aus der alten Hauptstadt Prag?

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FredRock's avatar

Love the Lily Allen link. Thanks!

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Gretchen, The Days Of Wine's avatar

Federal employees are being give 90 minutes to decide between retirement and demotion. They then are being forced to write an email "requesting" their demotion. If they don't the offer for demotion is gone.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Cannot be legal.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

That seems like it might possibly violate a labor law or two. It's a good thing that law no longer protects anyone not named Donald J. Fucking Trump.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

It's become abundantly clear - even though it was abundantly clear before - that no one in the Trump administration has the faintest idea what DEI is or does. It's like being stuck in eternity at the Thanksgiving table hearing your MAGA uncle blather on about "quotas" every time Affirmative Action gets mentioned.

Then even Lara Trump, who knows less about DEI than even anyone in the administration who knows nothing about DEI, decided to jump on her father-in-law's air crash DEI fantasy and say that it's all about "competence." One wonders whether Lara Trump has actually ever heard herself trying to sing, a singular anti-aesthetic phenomenon that makes Florence Foster Jenkins sound like Maria Callas.

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beb's avatar

Saying the staffing level was "not normal" seems like the passive-voiced way of saying the control tower was understaffed. And whose fault was that. And whose idea was it that one person could two jobs? Maybe they should have limited access to the airport until manpower was up to snuff.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

It's def DEI... Betty needed the day off for her Women's Studies class final at Georgetown.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

He can rest easy knowing his jerb fluffing Rethugs and false equivalency has born such fruit.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Who?

Oh yeah, I 'member. He used to have a show, inexplicably.

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Rags's avatar

The lunar new year lede rags on Michigan. Some rabid fans may incorrectly infer that the institution in question is the University of Michigan, when in fact it is my former employer, Michigan State University (i.e. Michigan Agricultural College).

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OG Blockhead's avatar

When does the invasion of Panama start?

$5 says it's called Operation Freedom.

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Hobbes's avatar

Funny thing. We have that Lily Allen song on our workout playlist. When I shuffled the list on Monday, January 20, in the morning, that was the first song to randomly play.

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WannabeWonk's avatar

I'm sure that the Hollins University folks love having that turd from Pennsylvania wearing their sweatshirt under that outstretched right arm

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Must have my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Hey Becca, The Fucking News link goes to the NYT story about the Dem governors telling Chuck Schumer to grow a pair (I completely agree with them, but I'd like to read the other article too.)

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Thank you, your Highness, I'll just tug my forelock and shuffle off now gratefully....

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

From the Lunar New Year article--

Rolling my eyes til hurts at the phrase "diversity-oriented events" meaning "events that are not focused exclusively on straight white xtian culture, whatever tf that is. Are you Black, Latinx, gay, Jewish, Muslim, or Hispanic? No events for you! St. Lucia celebration with all the pretty blonde girls with their hair in braids, carry on!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I think we all know that "DEI" is just the new pan-racist term that replaces all of the severely politically incorrect terms the right wing has previously used. They actually seem to think we don't notice that shit.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

But my point is that we have just ceded this language to them, not to mention accepting the public erasure of more than half the population. Why are we just letting them do this?

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