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bobbert's avatar

I think it's traditional that they don't applaud anything at the SOTU.

But, then, I've never watched one.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Meanwhile, Alaska is melting. <a href="http://goo.gl/N0Feq5" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goo.gl/N0Feq5">http://goo.gl/N0Feq5</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Would you believe...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Verily.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Keep it away from the Turkey.

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Bezoar's avatar

I suppose a 16 year old wife would be fine as long as you also had a couple of older ones.

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Bezoar's avatar

I'm thinking the fasces, as a symbol of the success and all-around goodness of the Roman Republic, has never gone completely out of style. I know it was used in pamphlets and such both at the time of the American Revolution and the Civil War.

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fuflans's avatar

this is my favorite comment so far.

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malsperanza's avatar

Do we have to stay for the presponses? I have a doctor's appointment and my aunt's funeral, and I have to do the laundry.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Bamz should have married some gay couples just to give a little extra zip to the wingnuts ubiquitous freakouts.

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malsperanza's avatar

Does it involve invasive ultrasounds? Eyeball probes? Because those would be preferable to four separate raving illiterate extremists all repeating the same talking points.

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malsperanza's avatar

He mentioned the main points but not in a focused way, and those talking points get mentioned every year by both parties. And nothing ever changes.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I saw Power's face. Gas?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sorry, Barry, the hockey golds will be headed to the north of you.

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chascates's avatar

We've got Miley Cyrus.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Pix please.

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