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bobbert's avatar

I think it's traditional that they don't applaud anything at the SOTU.

But, then, I've never watched one.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Meanwhile, Alaska is melting. <a href="http://goo.gl/N0Feq5" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goo.gl/N0Feq5">http://goo.gl/N0Feq5</a>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Keep it away from the Turkey.

Bezoar's avatar

I suppose a 16 year old wife would be fine as long as you also had a couple of older ones.

Bezoar's avatar

I'm thinking the fasces, as a symbol of the success and all-around goodness of the Roman Republic, has never gone completely out of style. I know it was used in pamphlets and such both at the time of the American Revolution and the Civil War.

fuflans's avatar

this is my favorite comment so far.

malsperanza's avatar

Do we have to stay for the presponses? I have a doctor's appointment and my aunt's funeral, and I have to do the laundry.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Bamz should have married some gay couples just to give a little extra zip to the wingnuts ubiquitous freakouts.

malsperanza's avatar

Does it involve invasive ultrasounds? Eyeball probes? Because those would be preferable to four separate raving illiterate extremists all repeating the same talking points.

malsperanza's avatar

He mentioned the main points but not in a focused way, and those talking points get mentioned every year by both parties. And nothing ever changes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I saw Power's face. Gas?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Sorry, Barry, the hockey golds will be headed to the north of you.

chascates's avatar

We've got Miley Cyrus.