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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Michael, Sorry for your loss!

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Hey Tapper, Coffee is for Closers! Amscray.

Nemo's avatar

The mourning of the Sunday show pundits reminds me ever so much of Lewis Lapham's essay, written following the death of Tim Russert, "Elegy for a Rubber Stamp".

https://harpers.org/archive/2008/09/elegy-for-a-rubber-stamp/

The outpouring of performative grief on that weekend 18 years ago was deeply emotional. And even more deeply, pathetic.

GEM's avatar

Goodbye, sweet Harley, have fun on the other side of the rainbow bridge. I'm so sorry for your loss, Michael.

Revenant's avatar

Who will the producers of the Sabbath Gasbag shows replace Lintsey with for the role of Inescapable Purveyor of RNC Talking Points? He, of course, inherited the job from his host, the ubiquitous John McCain, but if Lintsey had his own smaller remora I am unaware of him. Please let it not be failed standup, Maybelline model and man of a thousand aliases Just Don't Vance. Even in comparison with dear Lintsey he would be intolerable. Thoughts? Nominations?

Trudy Sirany's avatar

My deepest condolences about your dog.

Robert Eckert's avatar

"And Brett might not have made it except for that. […] And I think that saved Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court, you know, ascension." https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eFKEI-l8dBg

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I will never be able to unsee his face during the kavanaugh's hearing ; at that point lindsie was dead to me....

Earl Richards's avatar

Just when you think Tapper can't get any more revolting.........what a dispicable sack of sh*t

Liz Connolley's avatar

I’m so sorry about Harley. What a cutie.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

So sorry for your loss of Harley. She looked like a good one.

Lisa's avatar

It's just the worst to lose a pet. Makes all this bs we're dealing with seem meaningless. My pups keep it in perspective for me.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yeah. I lost my cat a couple of years ago. It took some time before I wanted another one, but when one endeared himself to me by depositing bits of gophers at my door, I opened it and let him in. Now he doesn’t feel the need to hunt gophers anymore, the jerk. However, yesterday he dispatched a spotted skunk.

Thanks, Buddy.

Lisa's avatar

Clearly you are his person. Lucky you:)

Wookiee Monster's avatar

RIP Harley. I’m sure he was a very good boy.

Michael Fanone still wins for best obituary for the self-hating closet case and nasty piece of work that was Lindsey Graham.

Tom's avatar

Which golf course is Lindsey going to be buried in?

Tom's avatar

I'm sorry about Harley. Brought tears.

Bridget Collins's avatar

I want someone to ask Trump how he'll feel if all the Republican senators who lost their primaries vote against the SAVE Act?

Will he take any responsibility for torpedoing the legislation?

The person who asks that question will never be Jake Tapper or Kristen Welker

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Now President NoMoreWars (Genghis Khan Edition) wants to bring back mail order firearms for Junior’s venture, “GrabAGun - The Amazon of Guns”.

“Not a real student of history, is he?”, remarked Lee Oswald’s ghost to Lindsey Graham over lunch.