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The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision

Sara Benincasa
Jun 30, 2014
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The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision

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all women, basically

 The curtain opens on a  generic office setting. THE BOSS sits behind a desk, feet up, hands folded behind head. His employee, LADY WORKER, enters, looking nervous. 

LADY WORKER: You wanted to see me?

THE BOSS: Yes, yes. Do sit down, child. Wait, you do not have your period, do you?

LADY WORKER: Excuse me?

THE BOSS: It is just that I do not want you in here spontaneously aborting pre-baby eggs or perhaps bleeding on anything. I don't like abortions, or sharks. The sharks, they come for the blood.

LADY WORKER: What?

THE BOSS: I see that you do not understand me, for you are but a simple and adorable woman-creature. Come in and sit down.

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Shypixel
Aug 22

Odd, this doesn't strike me as a Happy Nice Time story...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns
Aug 22

As if we needed any more proof that Scalia is a hypocritical weasel.

"To permit this would be to make the professed doctrines of religious belief superior to the law of the land, and in effect to permit every citizen to become a law unto himself." - Scalia, in <em>Employment Division v. Smith</em> (1990)

"Screw that noise. We gotta put the hurting on the womenfolk." - Scalia, today.

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