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Oh, I would loooove to steal "collection of stunted fuckers;" u fortunately, it is NSFW! But i love ya anyway!

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and then right on cue got indignant and blamed us for the nickname once they finally figured out what it meant

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Rick Santelli was just a pimp for a pre-orchestrated corporate funded fake movement. The first Tea Party protests were already planned before he ever made his famous "rant".

If the world were fair, the only reaction to him would have been "God, what an asshole." People acting like he was making some sage-like observation about the American Dream, when in reality all he was doing was belittling people who were losing their homes and trying to portray the upper-income financial workers he surrounded himself with as regular people instead of the dickheads who helped wreck the economy.

As you can probably tell, the fact that this extended brain-fart of his is still remembered pisses me off to no end.

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That child will grow up to be a fine, upstanding young teapublican, and if he's lucky be voted "most likely to be convicted of a hate crime" by his high-skool class.

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I'd be happy if they'd just quit flinging the stuff

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or Spinal Tap drummers

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not in Kansas

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Whine and snivel

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this group was ancient even when they referred to themselves as the John Birch Society

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Poorklahoma

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especially the second thing- with a rusty pitchfork

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yup, now they bitch at libruls for calling them tea baggers- SMH

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Their 15 minutes are just about up.

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Only 5? Why does it feel like an eternity then?

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Clearly, the only water Santelli has been drinking comes straight from West Virginia.

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Never before has a national movement been more successful in attracting lunatic, racist, spelling-challenged, misinformed, perpetually-angered cavemen in all of history. Happy birthday and congratulations, you collection of stunted fuckers!

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