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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And everyone with any sense knows, you never take dietary advice from magic talking snakes.

ContextIsKey's avatar

You know why this "arm all the teachers" BS will never take off - the teachers in underfunded states like OK have to buy school supplies with their own money.

Hiss's avatar

They managed a form of indentured servitude with the employer-provided health care that kept you from changing jobs if you had a pre-existing condition, because you'd never get healthcare again.

Hiss's avatar

And I think it may have had something to do with the introduction of agriculture (and subsequent poverty, disease, epidemics).

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

You just know the NRA will start a funding project to buy guns & ammo for teachers. How long before a teacher is charged with felony fraud for redirecting some of that gun money to pencils?

HawkeyeBarton's avatar

Damn those office onions...

GrittyBossetti's avatar

This is why we need to bring back the Thighmaster, to make all the ladies' leg-closing extra strong and tight!

GrittyBossetti's avatar

It's a mental health crisis for the entire country.

Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

He's committed a real breech of the public trust.

John Bull's avatar

That would, in fact, make it exciting.

John Bull's avatar

But they'll still vote for McConnell, even after he dies.

EdR's avatar

Maybe it will be called the"State of the Right to Work for minimum wage or less".

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Things that idiots think will make you rich but never do:

1. Tax cuts2. Marriage3. The Gospel of Prosperity4. Lottery tickets5. Widows of Nigerian oil ministers

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

fuck every single one of these anti-education, anti-intellectual swamp creatures with a red hot poker for all eternity.