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And everyone with any sense knows, you never take dietary advice from magic talking snakes.

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And how is he still here?

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You know why this "arm all the teachers" BS will never take off - the teachers in underfunded states like OK have to buy school supplies with their own money.

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They managed a form of indentured servitude with the employer-provided health care that kept you from changing jobs if you had a pre-existing condition, because you'd never get healthcare again.

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Burn!

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And I think it may have had something to do with the introduction of agriculture (and subsequent poverty, disease, epidemics).

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You just know the NRA will start a funding project to buy guns & ammo for teachers. How long before a teacher is charged with felony fraud for redirecting some of that gun money to pencils?

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Damn those office onions...

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This is why we need to bring back the Thighmaster, to make all the ladies' leg-closing extra strong and tight!

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It's a mental health crisis for the entire country.

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He's committed a real breech of the public trust.

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That would, in fact, make it exciting.

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But they'll still vote for McConnell, even after he dies.

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Maybe it will be called the"State of the Right to Work for minimum wage or less".

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Things that idiots think will make you rich but never do:

1. Tax cuts2. Marriage3. The Gospel of Prosperity4. Lottery tickets5. Widows of Nigerian oil ministers

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fuck every single one of these anti-education, anti-intellectual swamp creatures with a red hot poker for all eternity.

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