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Joel Fisher's avatar

Commiegirl discounts the possibility that there is, or will be soon, some sort of liquid weed that you can shoot. If there were, it would be on the streets of San Fransisco. And it might make you poop. All right, it's in the realm of time travel, but who doesn't want to travel across time; and poop.

InDogsWeTrust's avatar

I poop in the streets! But I'm a goofy yellow Lab!

InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Foxes are great. They eat rodents.

InDogsWeTrust's avatar

upfist for ''tractable''.

Constance Keene's avatar

Favorite line... “Don't know what his name is, gonna call him Carl The Horse-Whispering Antifa.”

John Bergstrom's avatar

My understanding is that it was Norwegian for a while, but was part of Denmark until fairly recently, but now they have been granted home rule and they are in the process of separating altogether. Sort of like Scotland might. So, if somebody wanted to buy Scotland, who would you buy it from?

Robert's avatar

Paraphrasing the great troubadour, Todd Snider, "I would say it was the dumbest f**king thing they said that day, but I didn't hear what they said when they weren't in the studio".

Bumblioninni's avatar

Pretty sure the bartender at this bar thinks I'm insane from cracking up at this so much

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

In my case, I would walk away from the friends I was smoking with, go stand by the window and stare out, thinking about what I was thinking about.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

My coworkers wonder the same thing about me. I'm supposed to be making cable drawings - nothing too funny about that.

tim gueguen's avatar

Someone needs to tell Kilmeade that the only way to raise the Titanic is to find Dirk Pitt, and that only he, Brian Kilmeade, can do it. It will be fun to see how long it takes before Kilmeade learns Pitt doesn't actually exist.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Same reason I'm glad my folks mostly watch morning shows from one of the Big Three (don't recall which one) and crime procedurals. So they're safe, mostly.

Bumblioninni's avatar

Just let them keep thinking you find cable drawings hilarious and delightful and you'll be in for a raise soon enough ;)

CATMAN's avatar

When Lief Erickson landed on a ice covered island and dubbed it Greenland, he invented real estate boosterism and spawned ironic place names all over the globe

Housewives fan7404's avatar

Please. Like any woman who's watching Fox & Friends for relationship advise would be dating a man who would EVER make her dinner. Or feed a dog for that matter. That's why he still lives with Mom.