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Marty Smit's avatar

Heysoooos H Keeerist! What happened? Nowadays the coal country voters vote MAGA.

pillorybillionaires's avatar

I recommend Gelderloos's They Will Beat The Memory Out of Us. Not a direct answer, but many principles apply

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

wellllllll, an obvious toast will be part of today's announcement of yrrrr

smoking lamp

being lit (burn one for Dolly, Good Human, nao okay!)

Bupkus231's avatar

You know, this is the kind of history that Trump and his maggots want to stamp out when they say they only want "positive" stories about America.

Parakeetist's avatar

Exactly.

These workers were terribly exploited and I'm so glad that they stood up.

3FingerPete's avatar

After the Gold Rush - Parton, Harris, Ronstadt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdtdVr_9PnM

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Oh, Dolly. Thanks for being so strikingly relatable your whole life. Thanks for everything. RIP.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

One of my favorite Dolly quotes: "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!"

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Blair Mountain is why we're called "rednecks." A red bandana around your neck is a quick and easy substitute for a uniform. But it wasn't something that got taught in school. Heck we didn't even talk about the Ravenswood strike as it was happening and "Rat Face Emmit Boyle" was spray painted on roads two hours away.

ETA I learned about it from the Robert Shogun book you recommended in the reading. Found it in the library like ten years ago.

tehbaddr's avatar

OT:

Hey Grim! Of all the Octogenarians to take, The Orange Menace was right there!

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Grim Reaper operating claw machine:

"Aw, no... Dolly? Is Trump even in this thing?"

Mr Beeep's avatar

He stonk though.

Even death has noseholes in his face.

tehbaddr's avatar

Nose Holes would make a great name for an 80's all coked out New Wave revival band!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Whom the gods love go first – Herodotus, more or less

Mr Beeep's avatar

Now listening to nonstop Dolly on Pandora. First song is 9-5, which I saw in the theater when it came out in 1582 ( it seems that long ago)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So the year Keith Richards started teaching Willie Nelson to play guitar?

Mr Beeep's avatar

Now its Jolene, my favorite.

I still get chills after the 500 time hearing it.

Napoleon's avatar

Insane that that didn't get an Oscar for best song. Didn't even lose to On the Road Again, it lost to Fame.

Alternative Dog's avatar

All good songs to be fair.

Napoleon's avatar

Crazy stacked year.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Fame was very catchy and inspiring. I don’t begrudge that.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Awards shows are corrupt. You basically buy the award for publicity.

An old friend has an Emmy and explained the whole scam to me.

tehbaddr's avatar

That's the first song they played on my listener supported radio when they made their announcement.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

It was “I Will Always Love You” here. My favorite DJ started her shift with it.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Even Joe Biden was young in 1582.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Haha, but not since.

Antifa Commander's avatar

I don't know--AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Feels like the Mesozoic to me.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Dump has ordered flags be flown at half staff in memory of Dolly.

R. Riddle's avatar

I'm wondering if he's going to try to appear at her funeral to upstage the event. Hopefully, if he tries that, the family will tell him to fuck off into the sun.

jltympanum's avatar

Into the sun? How about the nearest hole in the ground?

tehbaddr's avatar

He can on occasion read the room.

freakishlystrong's avatar

No, he can't. One of his handlers will "handle" it.

3FingerPete's avatar

Only if that room is festooned with gold.

Enter Ranting's avatar

And he's in the room as the center of attention.

tehbaddr's avatar

As it must be, he's bogarting on Dolly's passing!

Enter Ranting's avatar

He needs to keep her name out of his fucking mouth. What I'm feeling now is the opposite of what I'll feel when he dies.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Has he bragged that she asked him for a date yet?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I don't want to hear her name being slurred out of his mouth. Avoidance shields deployed.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Who do you think actually called for it?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I can't think of a single associate of Trump's that I suspect has a shred of humanity.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The grief I'm feeling is as deep as any I've ever felt. Dolly was and will always be what everyone should strive to be. Empathetic and generous with both herself and her fortune. Her philanthropic causes will be her story and of course her music. Her wonderful wonderful music...She was the very best of us. The very very best.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

You know what, I'll bet she didn't die a billionaire, because she gave so much away!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I would guess that she has a foundation set up.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

And she was richer for it.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Amen. I have a tribute locked and loaded for the OT. It isn’t enough, but it’s what I could do.

Alan's avatar

Interesting commend about Blair Mountain nearly being blown off for a later strip mine. The highest point in KY, Black Mountain, is owned by Penn Virginia Resources and they were about to decapitate Black Mountain to get to the coal seams. Thanks to conservation efforts by the Highpointers Club and others, they dropped those plans so KY still has its highest mountain. The Bechtel Summit Reserve near Beckley, WV, which is the premiere eastern Scouting America base is also largely on reclaimed strip mining property. National Jamborees are held there and the 2019 World Scout Jamboree was held there.

Parakeetist's avatar

I have always wanted to see that part of the country.

It's beautiful to look at, and the people did great things to save it.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Dolly, I will always love you. As will the world. What a life, what a broad, what a delicate, beautiful voice, what a powerhouse of a person. I'm heartbroken.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

From today's Guardian: "She supported Black Lives Matter and transgender rights, opposing a North Carolina “bathroom bill” that restricted transgender people’s access to toilets (Parton was also nominated for an Oscar for her song in trans drama Transamerica, entitled Travelin’ Thru)."

Parakeetist's avatar

She accepted vaccines! She made a huge donation so that lots of people could get the dose.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

She helped fund development of the vaccine.

wobbly's avatar

She did a pro vaxx song, "Vaccine, Vaccine,Vaccine, Vacci-i-ine", to the tune of "Jolene".

Parakeetist's avatar

Everyone has to pee!

Anotherangle01's avatar

It's a little early in the year to play this, but it's very appropriate now. This song is about change, whether we like change, or not. But remember:

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We'll be just fine and dandy

Lord it’s like a hard candy Christmas

We'll be barely getting through tomorrow

But, still Dolly won’t want us to let sorrow bring us way down!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOzi-gD7-ts&list=RDGOzi-gD7-ts&start_radio=1

kmblue187's avatar

Dolly...talented, generous, loving.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Dammit! I just heard about Dolly Parton. She was an American treasure. RIP Dolly.