The Wonkette criminal intent operative writes with a tale of a personal encounter with the tiny terror of downtown : I work in downtown DC, and one of our employees actually caught this guy trying to steal a laptop from our office. When confronted, he started crying. Our quick-thinking employee talked him into leaving the laptop in exchange for a bag of miniature Baby Ruths. He still hangs out outside our building most days.
The Tiny Bandit, Earning His Fix the Hard Way
The Tiny Bandit, Earning His Fix the Hard Way
The Tiny Bandit, Earning His Fix the Hard Way
The Wonkette criminal intent operative writes with a tale of a personal encounter with the tiny terror of downtown : I work in downtown DC, and one of our employees actually caught this guy trying to steal a laptop from our office. When confronted, he started crying. Our quick-thinking employee talked him into leaving the laptop in exchange for a bag of miniature Baby Ruths. He still hangs out outside our building most days.