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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Oops, wrong thread ... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I can't believe nobody made a "get your morning tabbys here" joke.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

That should be my back yard. I want that to be my back yard. Why is that not my back yard?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Parrots: “Meow, fellow cats.”

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Menotsure's avatar

Enough to fill binders full of cat ladies.

My oldest daughter is, in fact, a crazy cat lady.

She likes them better than her four kids.

It is better that some cat ladies stay childless

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weejee's avatar

Purrfect Martini!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 used an electric can opener by the window...

"Close it first! Every damn cat in the neighborhood will be here!"

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Reminds me of the great kitty drives in the old west. Those catboys sure knew how to herd 'em!

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

And in case you were wondering what those kitty drives looked like:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

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Bruce's avatar

OMD I remember that ad back from when it was new!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

That is absolutely inspired.

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Isn’t it?

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Catboys... I do not think that means what you think it means.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

As far as I was concerned, it was a neologism, but if it has some salacious meaning, all the better!

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tehbaddr's avatar

How did they end up with sooo many damn cats?

Oh, right, never mind.

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Zap's avatar

like

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Craig Nixon's avatar

<Edith Bouvier has entered the chat. Both of them.>

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well young Baddr, when a mommy kitty and daddy kitty love each other very much...

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Or when a mommy kitty loves several daddy kitties very much...

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Craig Nixon's avatar

PoRnOgRaPhY!!!!!1111

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Bruce's avatar

shouldn't that be "PuRRnOgRaPhY!!!!!1111"

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Craig Nixon's avatar

As well it should. I had it in the wrong CATegory.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Tabbys, tuxedo cats, gingers, and sleek black kittens.

All that's missing is a wee Russian Blue like our former feline family member, Bleu. She was truly one of THE most beautiful cats to ever grace my presence, truly a superior feline form.

Bleu was with us for several years but could not adjust to the new house after we moved. She never got comfortable here and one dark day got out and never came back. She is a kitty I shed more than a few tears over losing, that regal empress of kitten-cats.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Russian blues are gorgeous! Never had one myself but I think they’re so elegant.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Darn it. You have to be willing to lose it all to have it all.

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Revenant's avatar

I'm 100% with you- I've been domestic servant to two magnificent Russian Blues, and I will accept no substitutes. Bright, charming, inquisitive and affectionate, how I miss my two little grey boys.

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tehbaddr's avatar

No Torties.

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fuflans's avatar

i love torties but i hear you

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tehbaddr's avatar

Torties are fun and mischievous. Just none in the gif. 8^)

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

How about calicos? They can be very peculiar.

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Bruce's avatar

Oh the best cat we ever had was a calico, named 'Koi Kitten Dances With Dogs'. She came to us one morning as a half-starved motherless 7 oe 8 week old kitten. We woke up and both dogs and both cats were in the living room staring intently at the front door. We opened it and this tiny, dirty, scrawny bit of fluff scrambled over the door sill, and marched right through the assembled audience to the kitchen where she found the dog's food bowl and started eating some dry food.

We picked her up, took her to a nearby vets office where she was dipped for fleas, treated for ear mites, and given some vaccinations, then home to be bathed in the kitchen sink because she reeked of flea dip.

Wrapped her in a towel and sat down in the easy chair and she curled up under my chin and commenced to purr. Instantly smitten, we were.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I'm suddenly recalling that John Ashcroft hated calicos because they were "the Devil's cats". I would have figured Old Scratch would have gone with black cats, because tradition, but go figure.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Is what happens when Black Magic engages in Normal Orange Cat Activities. It puts a wrinkle in the energy field.

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algore lactating's avatar

tort reform now?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I read that as "No Tories."

Hell yes!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

THAT is an absolute within this house.

Tories and orange men from either side of the pond are anathema here.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That's right! I'm in BIG trouble now.

The ghost of our lovely tortie Peanut Butter Cat, the dumpster kittie paul brought home shortly after we were married, is going to come back and haunt me mercilessly.

I have it coming now...

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😢

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What are those blue kitties?

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Mahousu's avatar

You don't need to be a blue kitty to sing the kitty blues ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY_9fIjb_x4

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Babe Paley's avatar

That gif gives me a “Suddenly, Last Summer “ vibe, yet is also adorable!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

See also the great San Francisco cat horror movie, "Eye of the Cat."

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Motels song or Tennessee Williams play (or 1959 Gore Vidal movie based on it)?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Ooh, I'm impressed. ^^ :)

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Babe Paley's avatar

Movie!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

If the kitty shows up in a white bathing suit, be worried.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

If after Labor Day.

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Babe Paley's avatar

I’m picturing the still of Elizabeth Taylor screaming!

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Oooh.....look at the kittens!! Makes me want to purr.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Lovely gif!

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Stroke1's avatar

All looking for something, anything, to toy with mercilessly before killing.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Where is the proverbial "DEAD CAT BOUNCE"?

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Internet Personae's avatar

“Can you ‘meow’?”

“Of course I can “meeow”, I’m a parrot.”

“Not so loud. Keep your head down. And no feather fluffing. Got it?”

“Squa… meeow?”

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alice jena's avatar

hopefully all are spayed & neutered

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theCryptofishist's avatar

This week's fuckery from Matt Rose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI40YV66x7k

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘏𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩.

*Doubtless* has been noted already, but SO. CAT. BUTTHOLE. LIBELZ.

BAD EDITRIX, NO! 😾

Because *no* kitteh would *ever* lick whatever that bilious malformed orfice is supposed to be, not even if it was covered in Churu.

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Mike Gesing's avatar

A factual debunking of the whole last supper outrage.

https://youtu.be/IbMjBO6FIS8?si=SmroiU-BY44h5Efb

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John Strycharz's avatar

The French are strange. They apologize to Catholics for being cheeky about religion, but celebrate the execution of a woman by public beheading.

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Major Kong's avatar

The Last Supper bit was stupid and offensive.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Since it wasn't the Last Supper, does that make it less stupid and offensive?

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Sarah Smile's avatar

Hell yeah, the Democrats are making "Republicans are sick freaks" an official policy position. WHEN THEY GO LOW WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

Yeah, we watched the whole opening ceremony, including the fashion show. None of it had anything to do with da Vinci's painting and the actual runway models were a mix of all body types, ages, and (I assume) sexual orientations. There were even some disabled folks, including one Paralympian who had prosthetic hands and feet.

Typical faux outrage from "Christians" who spend their days looking for something to be outraged over.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I loved The Last Supper thing, especially its featuring Philippe Katerine, a performer who has little tolerance for the morons of the far-right.

The criticism of the scene is just ignorant pique, particularly coming from Americans who have zero understanding of what was intended, or of French culture, or of art.

And Don Jr., sychophant son of a father who lies, foments political violence, has been found liable for sexual abuse, and who slept with a pornstar then paid her off to keep quiet so as to influence an eleciton, can just spare us all his tiresome religious pieties.

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

It also had nothing to do with the da Vinci painting that I could see when I was watching it. This is just another RWNJ nontroversy.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes. It was an homage to the gods and goddesses - in their incredible diversity - who gave birth to the Seine!

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

Complete with the goddess of the Seine on an odd silver horse. Looked cool, anyway.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Rebecca at 6am: 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜-𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 (𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢!) 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑗𝑜𝑦

"I'll show all those too-online fuckaducks. Here's 12 stories in one day to get yer asses started!" <evil laugh>

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"I'M NOT CHRISTIAN, I love you. Get you, you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t have to vote again." [caps mine]

I get the response that he's promising full dictatorship and dissolution of elections, but I also think there's another way to read this, which is that he's goddamn sick of these evangelical god-botherers crawling all over his back and hopes he'll be able to shake them off his back once he gets installed and can focus on his goal of expanding profiteering for himself and his cronies.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Imagine putting on an Olympic Games with NO PUTIN but plenty of SnoopDog!!!! Best things so far were Snoop at the men's badminton and Snoop at women's gymnastics, Football in Marseilles and surfing in Tahiti. LA 2024 has a high bar to clear.

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2024/07/29/belarusian-russian-athletes-are-competing-under-the-ain-flag-colors-international-olympic-committee/74585995007/

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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

WTAF, Wonkette...why is the video you shared of the Olympic Opening Ceremony a complete rant on how upset people are about "The Last Supper" being mocked??? That is not what happened. I do not recall Da Vinci s painting including Dionysus & Olympia, do you? Jesus was not a member of Blue Man Group. This is what MSM has run with...complete misinterpretation & outrage by morons who choose not to see what is clearly in front of their eyes. We can beat them, if we don't join them! And c'mon! Link to AP with Andrew Tate talking about mockery of Christianity? Andrew Tate??? Again, what is up with MSM? Are all editors and fact checkers gone, on every platform?? It's not helpful to share these sources without rebutting them.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Not only is Anna Ayala very sympathico with Trump because they have both been convicted of felony fraud, but they also share the trait of being idiots who think they're geniuses. I mean, it's one thing to drop half a mouse carcass into your chili in the hopes of a quick settlement. Wendy's MIGHT be able to prove that they and their suppliers had nothing to do with it, but they are really gonna want to make that problem go away fast.

But thinking that if a dead mouse is good, severed finger is even BETTER is like, Dumb and Dumber-level thinking you're SMRT. Dumbass, human remains are ALWAYS presumed to be evidence of a crime until proven otherwise, and that finger is gonna go straight to the coroner for a full investigation. Which of course is exactly how Ayala got caught.

Also gotta say that Wendy's chili is also a poor choice. Everybody knows that Wendy's franchisees make their chili in-store from leftovers, so it's pretty exculpatory if none of the half-dozen or so employees working at that store at that time is missing a finger. That does not take a genius investigator to figure out. Go with a food item for which there's a long supply and processing chain for your fraud, dumbass, not one where a 19 year old assistant manager can count fingers and say, nope, it wasn't us!

George Carlin: Think of how dumb the average person is. Now think, half of them are even dumber than that!

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littlerice vice's avatar

You really have to try WENDYS "LONG PIG"! It has been said it is the tastiest in our fair nation!

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TurkeySandwich's avatar

Check out the balls on that Bibi guy. Biden should be telling him "you don't want peace? OK, good luck bro...'

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

John Oliver did a story on the West Bank last night. Bibi didn't come off well in that one.

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