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H0mer0's avatar

ah remember old DD

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Don't Google "butter churning"

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Pat_Pending's avatar

Also, Daylight comin' and he wan' go home. To be with his family.

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Pat_Pending's avatar

Dipshit, Derp, Dope, Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, and DOH!!!!!

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Pat_Pending's avatar

DUCK THEATHON. BOOM!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just the right height!

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Querolous's avatar

Dressierbar (German for "trainable" or "malleable")

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Jack Parsons's avatar

Deteriorating?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Paul "Differently-Abled" Ryan

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Don't know better.

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IDon'tCareWhatYouThink's avatar

Drapes-will-be-picked

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Paul Douchebro Ryan. I like the sound of that.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

We will, of course, drop the "Paul" part of his name immediately.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Donkey Punched would be better

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Bill Slider's avatar

Paul Davis Ryan, three first names, interesting. Perhaps Wonkette can find him a last name in the pile of Whatever is lying around. Sphincter would be fun, or is it taken?

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