Obviously HEY LADIES, big news! Paul Ryan is officially the Republican Party's nominee for new doomed speaker of the House of Representatives. (The full House will vote for him on Thursday; Democrats are expected to support the GOP's choice, if they don't
Paul Davis Ryan, three first names, interesting. Perhaps Wonkette can find him a last name in the pile of Whatever is lying around. Sphincter would be fun, or is it taken?
ah remember old DD
Don't Google "butter churning"
Also, Daylight comin' and he wan' go home. To be with his family.
Dipshit, Derp, Dope, Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, and DOH!!!!!
DUCK THEATHON. BOOM!
Just the right height!
Dressierbar (German for "trainable" or "malleable")
Deteriorating?
Paul "Differently-Abled" Ryan
Depeche Mode LIBELZ!
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Don't know better.
Drapes-will-be-picked
Paul Douchebro Ryan. I like the sound of that.
We will, of course, drop the "Paul" part of his name immediately.
Donkey Punched would be better
Paul Davis Ryan, three first names, interesting. Perhaps Wonkette can find him a last name in the pile of Whatever is lying around. Sphincter would be fun, or is it taken?