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H0mer0's avatar

ah remember old DD

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Don't Google "butter churning"

Pat_Pending's avatar

Also, Daylight comin' and he wan' go home. To be with his family.

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Dipshit, Derp, Dope, Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, and DOH!!!!!

Querolous's avatar

Dressierbar (German for "trainable" or "malleable")

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Paul "Differently-Abled" Ryan

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Paul Douchebro Ryan. I like the sound of that.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

We will, of course, drop the "Paul" part of his name immediately.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Donkey Punched would be better

Bill Slider's avatar

Paul Davis Ryan, three first names, interesting. Perhaps Wonkette can find him a last name in the pile of Whatever is lying around. Sphincter would be fun, or is it taken?