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JohnC44's avatar

Now if we could only find the jidoka cord for this presidency...

Zyxomma's avatar

I refuse to listen to her.

brucej's avatar

Heart's little known follow-up album....

brucej's avatar

"Glad you didn't listen to my worthless hippie son!"

brucej's avatar

Actually that's according to the "privately curated artisinal handmade small-batch data anecdotes" that's driving the "clinical" usage of hydroxysuperbonercream 3000 by wingnuttia.

There's no actual evidence that it works at all. The original "study" in france that started the whole shebang included four patients, one of whom was excluded from the results because they died

brucej's avatar

It's the ghosts of Henry Hudson's crewmen from his ship, the Half-Moon playing nine-pins!

(note, I've lived in the Hudson valley just south of Washington Irving's estate, the thunder echoing off the Palisades *does* sound like a giant's bowling alley...)

H0mer0's avatar

wif my spear and magic helmet...

chimpevil_redux's avatar

I'd like to think that these spokesliars and the other Trump enablers will one day be broken down alcoholics and drug addicts bemoaning their fate and imploring their God to save them. But then I think, maybe they already are.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Somehow I don't think addiction carries over into the afterlife."

Now I'm imagining William Burroughs, Lou Reed and Kurt Cobain all sitting on a cloud shooting up

george lastrapes's avatar

Her sincerity could lead her to sell her soul to the Golden Calf.

tegrat's avatar

k-lee willingly took the job, wasn't forced on her, so not sure how much fate has to do with it. she can bemoan her poor life choices, I'll give he that.

sarafina's avatar

I disagree. Prosecutors can't write scripts, you have to have dr. to do that.

unclejeems's avatar

I spent many years in my youth as a Southern Baptist. Evangelical and fundamentalist. But never once, in all those years, did I hear any of my co-religionists refer to God as "the big guy upstairs." So I question the sincerity of this woman's "beliefs."

AdmNaismith's avatar

Could lead, or have lead? Lets be serious here...