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To be fair, they had a series of tubes.

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They are Russian mobsters but they have some sense of honor. Surely they wouldn't want to extract their money back by force from his sons or his daughter or his other daughter or his other son or anyone in his extended organization.

That is not how organized crime works. Or does it?

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In the future, when he decides to run for the Presidency, I hope you will all remember that this difficult time counts as military service for him! Also, don't forget he is the child of the President, so he's off limits.

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Dude, they can't tell between plural and possessive, how do you expect them to handle this?

"You Dem's are stoopid lol ,I love lib's tear's LMAO"

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... I'm pretty sure I first read it here (the Wonketariat is so clever), but it works on a few levels... Biggest Liar Of The United States, then there's the bloat factor (his ego, his physical corpulence), not to mention he's a Blot on the pages of history and an unrepentant blowhard. It just fits.

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It's perfect. One of those acronyms that SOUNDS horrid. There are some quick-minded folk around here, no?

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I envision Don Jr. with cropped hair wearing Ade Edmondson's sleeveless jean jacket from "The Young Ones," except on the back it reads "VERY ASSHOLE."

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Don Shula knew his shit, unlike Trump the Elder.

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Way back when in Military school:

Teacher: "All right, Donnie, what were the Articles of Confederation?"Trump: "Woids like 'a,' 'an,' and 'the.'"

Can't wait until he gets to those other ones, the Articles of Impeachment.

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A Ska, Funk and Chamber Music fusion.

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Nor nuclear power, nor aircraft carriers....

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So who's the amuse bouche?

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Hey Lil' Donnie Jerkhole -- Your thumbs should be pointing at yourself when you wear that stupid fking shirt.

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Tubes, not trucks, to be exact, according the late, terrible Rethuglican senator from Alaska.

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And still we ask...why aren't Dems 'unmasking' audio which reveals Ryan, McCarthy (swear to God!) etc., admitting they knew Donald & Co. were FILTHY back in summer of '16, but chose to keep it 'in the family'?

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