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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Of course, if he were anything like Dubya, he'd bomb a shoelace factory to get back at the zipper for attacking him.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

"Zippers, Shoelaces and Vel-Cro represent an Axis of Frustration that threatens the world, and it is our solemn duty to see this Axis destroyed."

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

They cut the first line of dialog - "My husband refused to do this so I will."

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No it does not back him into the corner of supporting Putin. I don't have to support Putin to understand the power plays the IMF/WB is making in Ukraine, and I don't have to support Putin to understand the the Russians keep electing him precisely because he will stand up to the west. What is wrong is our cold war policies towards Russia continuing in perpetuity long after the collapse of the USSR.

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So there's a SECOND vegetable that JEB is forcibly keeping on life support? I got a clear picture of her brain activity from that advertisement. My diagnosis: there is no activity.

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The recent memoir by pappy Bush, although it only reached first base in terms of the truth, still should have been enough to proscribe any further involvement by that family in politics. I guess Trump was more important, so everyone forgot.

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Rove can make anything happen.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I follow news from Florida pretty closely on the twitterz and I see no indication of a "culture of life," and a prodigious amount of evidence of a "culture of complete and utter batshit." I suppose you could call it a "culture of life" in the way one could call a dish of self destructive yeast cells a culture of life, or a prehistoric tar pit fight between sabre toothed tigers, collosal truck sized tusked pigs and 15' cave bears a "culture of life", I mean "life" in the sense of "primordial chaos" but other than that, no.

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Drumpf will Thrumpf a Chumpf

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Yup, Jebs is as cold as a blizzard...https://media1.giphy.com/me...

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Hee hee! Most of my fellow students were lucky they could write their names.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Absolutely - in an earlier time, he's the one who'd have been shunted into the church.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"No, no. You're wrong. Saying things like this backs you into the corner of supporting fascist-lite assholes like Assad or Putin."

Elementary logic fail. Please stop doing this. It's terrible.

eddi_TBH's avatar

And achieved sainthood by being too boring for the Devil to bother with.