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This area is ripe for a RiCO prosecution. The organization was and is involved in money laundering racketeering and criminal activity. All of the scruttocks should be indicted for criminal activity, and the tRump organization should be shut down unceremoniously.

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Shave his head? You just have to lift his hair off.

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We're going to broadcast Mueller vs. Trump live and watch Trump fold in the first five minutes.

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And another thing--trump twittered at one am this morning--can't sleep, poor lamb. Funny, when he was grifting in private life, he slept like a baby. After enjoying the perks for a few months, Trumpy is saying, "I wish I'd never won that fucking election."

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I danced through the weekend! "Calling out around the worldAre you ready for a brand new beat?Mueller's here and the time is rightFor jumping up and down on Donald's private parts! I know it doesn't rhyme but what the fuck!"

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Loudspeaker on a not fox network, announcing the world's first trillionaire and newest power couple, Vladimir and Melania Putin...

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We are going to put him on TV, and make him confront all the actual facts about his life he’s been hiding, starting with his hair. Shave it off, army style.

Then dig into his actual true finances, and sexcapades. Then make the fucker do some manual labor: he can go free if he can dig through 20 ft of hard packed clay based walls.

Oh, but wait, once he does, it’s just another jail cell.

Psyche!

It’ll be like that 60’s show the Prisoner, he. keeps thinking he’s escaped, but he’s still captured!!!! Every week, a new humiliation!!!

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“for the purposes of buying the rights to Karen McDougal's porn peener story about Trump's pecker. “

Add some peter pipers and a few in the pot, 9 days olds and you’d be well on your way to a new, entirely inappropriate nursery rhyme. I’m too tired from relaxing all weekend at a smokey lake or I’d take a whack at it.

I lost some sheep, BRB...

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"The Trump Organization" is an oxymoron that is heavy on the moron.

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I thought Trump was eating the paper?

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Are we going to impeach Trump or give him a coronary first?

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Now showing in the White House Entertainment Room

Favorite line: "ya know that sick to your stomach feeling you get when you see red and blue lights behind you? Imagine having that same feeling 24 hours a day, with thousands of other people having that same feeling" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Lol, true dat!

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"Confession is good for the soul" The Bishop

"Confession, outside a structured plea bargain by competent counsel, is for Chumps" My attorney

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Minus 6 points for multiple proper pronunciation in first line. Found the right track at the end, thoughSad

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"Your'e not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

Frankie S.

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