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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Thanks for clearing this up, Dok. This has taken over a huge chunk of my Twitter feed today (and I swear I don't follow *that* many accounts across the pond) while leaving me with only a partial understanding of wth was actually going on.

Teecha's avatar

I know. I could see how hard you were trying. 🤣

Kooolest G's avatar

it's because they're too busy talking about how joe biden is history's greatest racist

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

"Really, people in other countries still think gross hypocrisy is a bad thing, not simply a style of governing!"

THIS!

Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

Not at the mo. Schools are closed. But I have a van full of Olds who want to go to the park.

Bonus ‘rona.

gammarae's avatar

well, just please be sure to wear your glasses

Teecha's avatar

Why? The uk gvt hasn’t requested people wear masks. You can’t buy them anywhere. There’s a shortage of PPE for staff who need them in, say, care homes. And the gvt policy on covid-19 is to let it run rampant through the population. There’s no track and trace and no clear guidance for how schools will reopen.

It’s a fucking shit show.

Teecha's avatar

I’m not sure he’s fully human.

Teecha's avatar

I want an electric one. Not sure how id charge it, given that I can’t guarantee a parking space in my street, let alone outside my house...

Teecha's avatar

PRESSURE COOK THOSE COLOURFUL BASTARDS UNTIL THEY ARE ALL GREEEEEEYYYY!

Opiwan's avatar

I broke up with a woman I liked quite a lot when she told me she voted for Trump in '16 because "Hillary was a bitch". That was the whole reason. She even admitted he was a horrible person and a terrible candidate even then. But, well, can't be voting for bitchez I guess... Of course, she still wondered why I just got up and left immediately after admitting all of that. Like, really???

Kathleen W.'s avatar

Why yes, that's the top treatment for the virus! Ger in a car and drive over 200 miles! And when you really want to check your eyesight, nothing better for it than a CAHstle. I mean, if you can't see one of those, perhaps you shouldn't be driving! Pip-pip, bobs your uncle, cheerio Jack-the-Lad!

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Apparently on the trip from London his wife was puking. Can't imagine not stopping for that.

Teecha's avatar

Problem is, you can’t believe a word that comes out either of their mouths.

tiredsucker's avatar

Didn't Princess Sparkletwat, Cyborg Jared and their spawn drive from DC to NJ or vice versa during quarantine? Or fly? Or burrow under the ground?

Werewolf's avatar

The Brits have had evil shitstains around at least since Edward Longshanks, may he have pineapples shoved up his jacksie for eternity.