For decades, the nation's dogs have known something was up with those UPS and FedEx deliveries -- and now the frightened, collapsing empires of the West are realizing our canine friends might have had the right idea all along. Perhaps it wasn't so "crazy" after all when they hurled themselves against the chain link or front door every time they saw the United Parcel delivery truck with its suspiciously Arabic logo, or the ominous "Ex" after "Fed" -- a code only our brave and humble four-legged friends could decode as "Ex-United States." But enough about shit-eating dogs being 100× smarter than any American human. Now that we're in crisis mode, it's time to announce the U.S. Plan of Action.
So UPS is Number Two?
Everyone knows that the biggest threat is from packages containing money, which is why I, PsycWench, am volunteering to receive all such packages and to properly burn through their contents.
How many aircraft did they show us an aerial view of landing into JFK, while announcing simultaneously : &quot;This is not the aircraft we&#039;re waiting for.&quot; I counted three.
they sure don&#039;t make october surprises like they used to...
Cue Limbaugh, Beck, Palin and O&#039;Reilly accusing the Demoncrats of staging this as a way to sway the elections in 3......2........1............
Oh STFU already. How do you expect me to fill up my Hummer with you yammerin&#039; away like that.