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Spurning Beer's avatar

So UPS is Number Two?

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PsycWench's avatar

Everyone knows that the biggest threat is from packages containing money, which is why I, PsycWench, am volunteering to receive all such packages and to properly burn through their contents.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

How many aircraft did they show us an aerial view of landing into JFK, while announcing simultaneously : "This is not the aircraft we're waiting for." I counted three.

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fuflans's avatar

they sure don't make october surprises like they used to...

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Cue Limbaugh, Beck, Palin and O'Reilly accusing the Demoncrats of staging this as a way to sway the elections in 3......2........1............

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Oh STFU already. How do you expect me to fill up my Hummer with you yammerin' away like that.

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