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No, not Spanky! She is the realist thing ever. The rest of them are certainly spam bots though but not Kevin. Real actual idiots.

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I like PBR and Mexican food. LUNCH!

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They love Israel because it's a pre-requisite for Judgment Day, which is when all the Jews get disintegrated by God and Christians come back to life from the grave to live in the cleansed earth. I'll be all disintegrated, but otherwise I'm totally prepared for those zombies Xtians.

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But she apparently is unable to afford contraceptives. Do you really want to take that chance?

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I see their point. Every girl should expect her boyfriend's parents to pay for birth control.

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So does this mean Fluke is off the ticket?

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HA! that never happened!!!

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what is it with germans and their animal mascots?

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why are bothering to reason this out? there is no point.

wingtards little brains have imploded because the president is blah.

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good to know repubs are now reaching back to medieval for their villains.

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"Brooks Bayne." Sounds like just another asshole who pops the collar of his polo shirt, goes to Late Night Shots in DC, and wears penny loafers without sox.

He's everything the good guys in "Animal House" hated.

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So, Sheldon Adelson is Episcopalian?

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The leftist Jewish family members seem to have a longer life expectancy.

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"You should have seen the Atlantic Ocean back then."

~ Lou in "Atlantic City"

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