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bobbert's avatar

Ah, Wolfie, the stupidest motherfucker in the world.

whitroth's avatar

a) Std. phrase. I take it you've never seen or heard it before?b) It was intended for trolls and other fools who are reading/posting to wonkette for a very small value of amusement. (And I think most of them get moderated....)

Ergoetal's avatar

"...surrounded by African-American community leaders at the Fairview Missionary Baptist Church here..."

PHOTO OP! You've got a future, m'boy....

Ducksworthy's avatar

At least Jeb wouldn't have used so much tongue. He's smarter.

juniorfriggster's avatar

Where's the Kickstarter? I'm in for $5 to get this so-crazy-it-just-might-work humdinger into production.

fuflans's avatar

i never ever ever wanted to see those names again.

except on an extradition list.

thepoliticalcat's avatar

Not once in my youthful life, I assure you.

Why, how generous of you! It's not every Wonker who provides so thoughtfully for the trollish. Perhaps there's a medal or decoration someone can rake up on your behalf.

thepoliticalcat's avatar

Nuffink, I tellz ya, NUFFINK!!

Or summat like that. How's the foot, dude?

thepoliticalcat's avatar

Deservedly. *sharpens fangs*

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but they do shoot them, don't they?

DahBoner's avatar

I hear there's rumors on the internets that Hillary can lick Bush.

http://humor.beecy.net/poli...

Bob Munck's avatar

Then we could hypothetically eat any endangered species we like!Or each other.

Querolous's avatar

He's having a long coffee break.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Les Claypool LIBEL!!!

Every person on the planet knows at least one Primus song, namely, the opening theme song for South Park.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How about one of those cakes we like?