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bobbert's avatar

Ah, Wolfie, the stupidest motherfucker in the world.

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whitroth's avatar

a) Std. phrase. I take it you've never seen or heard it before?b) It was intended for trolls and other fools who are reading/posting to wonkette for a very small value of amusement. (And I think most of them get moderated....)

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Ergoetal's avatar

"...surrounded by African-American community leaders at the Fairview Missionary Baptist Church here..."

PHOTO OP! You've got a future, m'boy....

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Ducksworthy's avatar

At least Jeb wouldn't have used so much tongue. He's smarter.

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juniorfriggster's avatar

Where's the Kickstarter? I'm in for $5 to get this so-crazy-it-just-might-work humdinger into production.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Maybe YOU don't.

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fuflans's avatar

i never ever ever wanted to see those names again.

except on an extradition list.

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thepoliticalcat's avatar

Not once in my youthful life, I assure you.

Why, how generous of you! It's not every Wonker who provides so thoughtfully for the trollish. Perhaps there's a medal or decoration someone can rake up on your behalf.

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thepoliticalcat's avatar

Nuffink, I tellz ya, NUFFINK!!

Or summat like that. How's the foot, dude?

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thepoliticalcat's avatar

Deservedly. *sharpens fangs*

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but they do shoot them, don't they?

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DahBoner's avatar

I hear there's rumors on the internets that Hillary can lick Bush.

http://humor.beecy.net/poli...

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Bob Munck's avatar

Then we could hypothetically eat any endangered species we like!Or each other.

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Querolous's avatar

He's having a long coffee break.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Les Claypool LIBEL!!!

Every person on the planet knows at least one Primus song, namely, the opening theme song for South Park.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How about one of those cakes we like?

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