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Ah, Wolfie, the stupidest motherfucker in the world.

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a) Std. phrase. I take it you've never seen or heard it before?b) It was intended for trolls and other fools who are reading/posting to wonkette for a very small value of amusement. (And I think most of them get moderated....)

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"...surrounded by African-American community leaders at the Fairview Missionary Baptist Church here..."

PHOTO OP! You've got a future, m'boy....

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At least Jeb wouldn't have used so much tongue. He's smarter.

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Where's the Kickstarter? I'm in for $5 to get this so-crazy-it-just-might-work humdinger into production.

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i never ever ever wanted to see those names again.

except on an extradition list.

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Not once in my youthful life, I assure you.

Why, how generous of you! It's not every Wonker who provides so thoughtfully for the trollish. Perhaps there's a medal or decoration someone can rake up on your behalf.

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Nuffink, I tellz ya, NUFFINK!!

Or summat like that. How's the foot, dude?

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Deservedly. *sharpens fangs*

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but they do shoot them, don't they?

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I hear there's rumors on the internets that Hillary can lick Bush.

http://humor.beecy.net/poli...

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Then we could hypothetically eat any endangered species we like!Or each other.

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He's having a long coffee break.

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Les Claypool LIBEL!!!

Every person on the planet knows at least one Primus song, namely, the opening theme song for South Park.

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How about one of those cakes we like?

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