Our favorite war right now is definitely India vs. Pakistan up on a glacier in the Himalayas, but it might be coming to an end. For those few who don't know, India has been actually at war with Pakistan since 1984 (something to tell people when they raise the specter of India and Pakistan ever going to war with each other), and neither side has used any nukes. They're fighting over a glacier so immense and rad that it's referred to in geography cliques as the
At this point, anybody who claims to have summited Everst is just rich, bored, and the beneficiary of a good stretch of weather. Other than themselves, nobody's impressed.
And they have <a href="http:\/\/www.mirchiphotos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Priyanka-Chopra-hot-pose.jpg" target="_blank">Priyanka Chopra. </a> Your move, Pakistan.
All those macho assholes who love war should get their chance to spend a year on this battlefield. It&#039;s basically a game, with real guns instead of paintballs, so they should love it, and with all volunteers on both sides, it would be win-win for everybody.
and myanmar, the reset with russia (though that may be short-lived), settlement of the okinawa base issue, the pivot to asia, mature dealings with china, the successful sudan split (though that too may be short-lived), bin laden, hell even afghanistan seems guardedly positive.
course, there&#039;s always canada. we can&#039;t talk about fucking canada.
It applies equally to the two of you, I think.
Mitt Romney takes a lot of credit for that.
Come to think of it, &quot;taking&quot; is pretty much what he does best.
The loser goes home, while the winner . . . loses.
Dang!
With all those corpses in the water supply? Yeccch!
New event: the marathon biathlon. Contestants slog through the snow, shooting at each other, for 26 years.
Finally, a job suited for Mitt Romney!
Vietnam vets want a word with them...
At this point, anybody who claims to have summited Everst is just rich, bored, and the beneficiary of a good stretch of weather. Other than themselves, nobody&#039;s impressed.
Good idea, but the TSA people would get suspicious about the one-way tickets we provided.
NUKE THE GLACIERS!!!!!
And they have <a href="http:\/\/www.mirchiphotos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Priyanka-Chopra-hot-pose.jpg" target="_blank">Priyanka Chopra. </a> Your move, Pakistan.
You can tell they were trained by the British.
All those macho assholes who love war should get their chance to spend a year on this battlefield. It&#039;s basically a game, with real guns instead of paintballs, so they should love it, and with all volunteers on both sides, it would be win-win for everybody.
No joke, the Indian side called themselves &quot;the highest army in the world.&quot;
and myanmar, the reset with russia (though that may be short-lived), settlement of the okinawa base issue, the pivot to asia, mature dealings with china, the successful sudan split (though that too may be short-lived), bin laden, hell even afghanistan seems guardedly positive.
course, there&#039;s always canada. we can&#039;t talk about fucking canada.