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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Flaboingy flaboingy flaboingy

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Until the doggo got close I thought those ears were flippers and couldn't understand why a beaver was running through the snow

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Sally Gombita's avatar

Same, except I thought it was a seal, which makes zero sense!

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Stuart's avatar

Great gif!

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pmsrw3's avatar

We had a basset when I was a kid. Queenie, her name was. Wonderful dog, but she was too old to show that kind of enthusiasm for anything.

I still remember the great sigh she would heave when asked to perform any physical activity.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

We had a great old Basset hound in our neighborhood.

Wonderful old pooch.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

She and I share a notable trait

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

My spaniel Sandy used to run through snow exactly like that. Same floppy wet ears too.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

We had a Husky at one point who'd go burrowing through the snow and come in with snow all over his muzzle. Mom called it "playing snowplow".

Same guy who tried to evoke his Noble Siberian Ancestry by standing out in the back yard straight and handsome, and ruining it by the little bit of tongue hanging out.

God, I love my cats, but I miss doggos. So willing to be goofy.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Happy doggos!

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Menotsure's avatar

If ears were wings that boy could fly!

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fka_fka_donnie_d's avatar

Whenever I see one of those, I say, "behave or I'll use your ears for screen cleaners".

I'm kind of a dick.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

Bassets are such clowns. I know because I’ve been owned by two!

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

You do not own a basset. You negotiate with a basset, and hope they let you have the edge of the bed! I also have been owned by two!

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Stroke1's avatar

Hello hound on my trail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Snow goonery!

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30 characters max's avatar

Last frame of gif is utter joy, swear that dog is smiling

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Dogs DO SMILE.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Hounds! Romping! Snow!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Those ears!

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oscarphile's avatar

CROWDED HOUSE + SPLIT ENZ + TIM & NEIL FINN = one zillion heart emojis

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Major Kong's avatar

Merrick Garland's last FU to America.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Australia making it a crime, like with consequences, if you knowingly steal from your workers!"

I'll believe it if I see it actually being enforced.

I ain't holding my breath.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Another sunny day on the Australian beaches... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lnvWYVNTYyA

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beb's avatar

*The new Washtenaw County, Michigan, sheriff is a former social worker. Is Ron DeSantis allowed to fire Michigan sheriffs?* I thought that was Texas AG, Ken Paxton's job, suing other states for being "woke."

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Khavrinen's avatar

Why not both?

Republicans just love to cooperate!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I will NEVER not upvote a Repo Man reference.

Also, can we conclude that if Shootin' Luigi had just worn a hood, mask, and gloves, the FBI would have spent the next four years being all "we dunno, they wore a mask"? (Ha ha, of fucking course not, they'd just make wearing hoodies illegal or some shit, because our priorities are so straight!)

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Thank you thank you thank you for the Tabs gif!!! I was raised by basset hounds!!!

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EyeQueue's avatar

Very pissed at a discussion of "violence" and "terrorism" that was on MSNBC yesterday morning.

Fucking ridiculous.

https://substack.com/profile/145038986-eyequeue/note/c-84270686

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I have been flashing back 30 years to when we were assured that the bombing of the Murrah Building in OKC was "OBVIOUSLY" the work of MOOSLIMS because they used car bombs, as if those were a closed practice.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

In defense of Sporkfoot: the bomber is wearing a mask.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

I love my Tab's and Coffee in the morning ☕💯👍

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tegrat's avatar

How do they know the pipe bomb suspect is a "he"? Looks a bit uncertain to me.

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imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

"Australia making it a crime, like with consequences, if you knowingly steal from your workers! "

Doesn't that make capitalism illegal?

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Pere Ubu's avatar

A crime! *With consequences!*

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Shocktreatment's avatar

It is that time of year again! No matter the tribulation, strife and stupid driving the real world, we hobby on...

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Randy's avatar

The item on Fox News' outrage over Joe Biden's comment on Trump learning decency from Jimmy Carter reminds me that I haven't yet said this enough in 2025:

Piss on Fox News and all their festered mamas and daddies in hell.

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Well... we've got 362 more days...!!!

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Bob's avatar

Huh, the YouTube video isn't working. Says I have to sign in to prove I'm not a bot, but I am signed in both to Wonkette and YouTube (and Substack, too, even.)

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Yeah. The Toobs be weird like that. I signed in w/my Google account and now it recognizes me -- after many tries. :shruggie:

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