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PrimerGray's avatar

The Worst Are Still With Us

I disappeared only to come back to the visages of the previous story and this one. The sentiment holds true.

Oy!'s avatar

Speaking of the Sunday shows . . .there was also this fucking Trumpshit: "Trump calls for NBC’s Kristen Welker to face ‘rebuke or punishment’"

Trump threatened to sic the FCC on NBC/Welker because she reported that he has had 'mixed results' with his endorsement. Yeah, that's where we are in Fascism 2026.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/30/trump-kristen-welker-fcc-punish-01056440

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Imagine if America didn’t win WW2 but Roosevelt and Truman did post AI generated memes as if they had?

PrimerGray's avatar

Truman's face in the rising sun of the Japanese flag.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

On the winning side, certainly.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

It is a theological question and therefore not amenable to rational discussion. The answer is always "God wills it so". Never mind that this "God" they cite is a sock puppet that always thinks the way his self-selected interpreters do.

YaJagoff's avatar

The daughter tells me that Talarico is selling replicas of the pen Paxton stole.

Stulexington's avatar

Although just after writing it down I realize "Not Ken's Pen" has a better ring to it.

Stulexington's avatar

"Not Paxton's Pen."

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Get 'em before they're 'gone'.

goCatgo's avatar

OT Warsh describing the money in 19th C poetry. Wall St. not feeling it today. Or any other day. Everything sold off. Oil, of course, up, nearly 3%. Me, I have experienced "sentiment headwinds." So I bought her flowers. Wall St not so much.

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/fed-chairman-kevin-warsh-triggered-a-new-problem-for-stocks-120625754.html

R. Riddle's avatar

This shouldn't be surprising, since any Republican understanding of the economy is based solely on PR fantasies jotted down on napkins during the Reagan administration, rather than objective reality.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

All due respect to once somehow well known aptonym Arthur Laffer, who is now 86.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

For as terrible as all these assholes appearing on the Sunday shows are, somehow this article is a welcome respite after the FBI beastiality post.

weejee's avatar

Now the GeeOhPee Ka$h register.

YaJagoff's avatar

New show titles: Failed State of the Union and Two Face the Nation. ETA: Fuck Ted Cruz.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

I would be fine with another Wonket membership drive in which we replace photos of Trump and Ted Cruz with photos of cats and doggos.

weejee's avatar

Or perhaps properly stylized poop emojis.

swmnguy's avatar

I wouldn't be anywhere near a babby water buffalo. Mom's right there and that may be the most dangerous aminal in the world.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Great. Now I want a babby water buffalo!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

That side by side shot of Talarico & Paxton shows two Texas archetypes: skinny cowboy and corrupt used car dealer. Or maybe propane - Paxton reminds me of Mr. Strickland of Strickland Propane in King of the Hill.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

My favorite taters is tots and I have a Carhartt man purse. Avenge John Redcorn!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So long as you leave Hank out of this we're cool.

wobbly's avatar

OFF TOPIC:

𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗨.𝗦. 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

The Trump administration’s decision to invite Russia’s finance minister to a gathering of top global financial officials in North Carolina drew immediate protests from European nations on Monday. Europe has sought to isolate Moscow since it invaded Ukraine in 2022, and the Russian minister’s surprise appearance comes amid increased tension between President Trump and longtime allies.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08/31/us/trump-news?unlocked_article_code=1.9lA.F5GB.DV0ayguSekO9&smid=url-share

Thixotropickle's avatar

“I’ve also decided to throw a jizz hands dance party at Camp David for Lil Kim Jong, the Taliban, my favorite crazy Iranian mullahs and the leader of the Islamic Republic of Japan”

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

If anybody not Trump did this the Republicans would be screaming “Traitor!”

GH Swell's avatar

Would they though?

Stulexington's avatar

I know right? If a fellow Gooper said it they'd be like "well I mean it's highly irregular but I'm sure there was a good reason."

Meccalopolis's avatar

I have taught the children of many Haitian immigrants over the years and I admire them greatly. I know many of my former students will be sent back there. This is a crime.

Antifa Commander's avatar

a possible [presidential] run?

CRUZ: As I said, there will be a time for that conversation.

Yes, there is. The heat death of the universe is a *long* time away.

Les Bontemps's avatar

The way things are going, the heat death of the universe cannot come soon enough.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Ted Cruz was born in Canada. The subject has been litigated up to the Supremes.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

In 2008, the US Senate passed a resolution saying "John Sidney McCain, III, is a 'natural born Citizen' under Article II, Section 1, of the Constitution of the United States.” It was cosponsored by Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, and passed unanimously.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

His dad killed Kennedy. At least that’s what I heard from a high level person.

Thixotropickle's avatar

ZODIAC/LECTER 2028!

wobbly's avatar

Doesn't matter-he was born a US citizen.

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Bogus exaggerations are up over 9000% also too.

Thixotropickle's avatar

“Never went to Haiti so what’s the big deal?”

-Temu Tor Johnson

“You haven’t visited your final destination yet either so no complaining once you arrive.”

-B. Eezlebub

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was always annoyed when someone said "110%!" now I just want to fucking scream.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Math is science, what he's doing is pretty fucking far from actual math.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Give him a break, he only has so many fingers and he hasn't seen his toes for decades now.

VaselineHabits's avatar

We didnt know how good we had it