According to several popular children's ghost stories books, centuries ago Dick Cheney created another in the image of himself. He called it "Liz," for he liked to draw out the zzzz and allow the vibrations produced by the humans' language tickle his tongue-organ. According to legend, when little boys and girls don't listen to their parents, the Liz Monster will emerge from the bowels of hell to waterboard them to death, or until they produce actionable intelligence. WELL: Everyone must have been on their absolute worst behavior lately, as the Liz Monster has materialized to not-torture us all!
Lo! The Wretched Ancient Saga Of Liz Cheney
Lo! The Wretched Ancient Saga Of Liz Cheney
Lo! The Wretched Ancient Saga Of Liz Cheney
According to several popular children's ghost stories books, centuries ago Dick Cheney created another in the image of himself. He called it "Liz," for he liked to draw out the zzzz and allow the vibrations produced by the humans' language tickle his tongue-organ. According to legend, when little boys and girls don't listen to their parents, the Liz Monster will emerge from the bowels of hell to waterboard them to death, or until they produce actionable intelligence. WELL: Everyone must have been on their absolute worst behavior lately, as the Liz Monster has materialized to not-torture us all!