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Pepper Spray is far superior IMHO. An ideal defense weapon should:

1. Have range so you don't have to get to grips with attacker2. Require little to no special training or strength as most attacks are ambush-type where the assailant is pumped up and you're not3. Work on >90% of the population: we had some guests at our hotel who'd been sprayed so many times they were immune, but that's rare on the street.4. Last and most important: if it's taken away and used against your, as most weapons can and will be in real life, it can't be used to cripple or kill you.

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Hrmm... Who knew that I found clown faces attractive...

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Heaven forbid they should ever take responsibility for their OWN actions! It can't *possibly* be THEIR fault no one wants their pathetic little peeners.

Really, where is Tura Satana when you need her.. or some dommes willing to grant these (incoherent mumbling) to the special attention they're so clearly begging for. Squirm, you worm!

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To the rear. Followed by a session of groveling and Please Mistress, may i have another? (Note the 'i' is not capitalized..)

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Suuuurrrre he did.

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Blandly offensive? Offensively bland?

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You do realize that Pence might be one of the very few men in the 45 admin that is innocent of sexual harassment...he’s guilty of being a sexist racist douche bag but his wife, Mommy, was always around.

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Please. He's so closeted, he's hanging out with the White Witch.

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As long as the sexbots never achieve sentience, I'm okay with these wastes of skin fucking with them instead of actual women.

If the sexbots achieve sentience, I fully support freeing them to live the lives they want, free of mouth-breathing troglodytes.

Free the sexbots!

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A masochistic streak?

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They're actually celebrating the pioneering early 1970s X-ray astronomy satellite.

Little known fact.

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scrotes...i m going to remember that...as for sexbots....yes...hurry up....maybe these .......scrotes will stfu

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whats weird is not a word about wall st...a hotbed of horrible....not a word....also...IS there one profession or occupation where this isnt a problem.....also.....seriously...after reading todays new york times article on blue collar harrassment twds women......and thinking of a l l these men.....how the f and w h e n the f is anyone w o r k i n g...is this all american men do at work? seek opportunities to hump, insult or intimidate some female coworker....its astonishing anything gets done at all.

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How do you know? Because he says so with a sincere expression on his face? Or because his head is shaped just like a bean? Honestly, he's a very hard man to believe.

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that was such a funny part-- real women crying over their loss even tho these people already understand they're sitting on this horrible shelf grunting at each other because they don't have any dates.

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it would be an unending fashion show in the dark with just torches-- that's how I see the first two days...

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